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There's a couple in my home town and the wife makes her husband sit while peeing, and he does. ;D

Apparently his aim is less that zero'd.

Tell you what. I sit down. It has nothing to do with the aiming.

Ever notice when there is a baseboard or heating unit beside a toilet it is often rusty?

That is caused by standing and peeing. There were times when cleaning the floor around the bowl, I thought the wax ring was leaking.

I could smell the urine while cleaning around the base of the toilet.

I came to the conclusion it was from the splattering of standing to pee. I started sitting, and no more problem. When dry, it would have no odor. When the wet towel hit the crystals the odor began.

So, if you stand to pee, and are concerned about touching something unclean, don't go into the bathroom barefoot.

You nailed it Tom!  It just sounded better by leaving that part out. ;D

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wow....I go away for a couple days and the site descends into anarchy. LOL. I can't be sure but this might be the strangest question yet.

I would also like to know...you want to be free from encumbrances, what exactly do you do while in repose that a shirt blocks you from doing? :-/

a shirt blocks free movement, therefore allowing you to concentrate entirely on the task at hand. shirt tails wonder and hit parts of a toilet that may not be clean, it also hangs when your trying to wipe which i do standing up. it just speeds up the process

You cannot be serious.

Your shirt touches parts that might not be clean? Do you squat over the bowl, making sure there no skin contact? ;)

its like holding a girls hair while she vomits, if she were bald, then you wouldn't have to stand there in disgust holding hair off her face. t shirts are different. they don't really hold you back, its the jackets, and the button ups mainly

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There's a couple in my home town and the wife makes her husband sit while peeing, and he does. ;D

Apparently his aim is less that zero'd.

Tell you what. I sit down. It has nothing to do with the aiming.

Ever notice when there is a baseboard or heating unit beside a toilet it is often rusty?

That is caused by standing and peeing. There were times when cleaning the floor around the bowl, I thought the wax ring was leaking.

I could smell the urine while cleaning around the base of the toilet.

I came to the conclusion it was from the splattering of standing to pee. I started sitting, and no more problem. When dry, it would have no odor. When the wet towel hit the crystals the odor began.

So, if you stand to pee, and are concerned about touching something unclean, don't go into the bathroom barefoot.

thank you!so many of my buddys look at me like i'm crazy for asking them to sit if they come visit me and need to have a whizz. it splatters! besides you get to have a sit, take a tiny break from the world. einstein said his best ideas came while in the bathroom. you also don't have to worry about aiming. i wish i had a urinal at my house

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In my line of work, a bathroom is almost never around, and if it is, you'd have to get me there at gunpoint.

I've deuced in ways and places you couldn't imagine ;D I will tell you this, a five gallon bucket has been my best friend many times. My wife used to think that was gross until I pointed out that no one else had ever used it for that before. Probably way more sanitary then any public bathroom.

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In my line of work, a bathroom is almost never around, and if it is, you'd have to get me there at gunpoint.

I've deuced in ways and places you couldn't imagine ;D I will tell you this, a five gallon bucket has been my best friend many times. My wife used to think that was gross until I pointed out that no one else had ever used it for that before. Probably way more sanitary then any public bathroom.

A five gallon bucket is what we used on my lobsterboat.  Funny thing those environmental regulations.

If you had a "head", you had to have a holding tank.  Couldn't legally flush it over the sied.  If all you had was a bucket, it could legally be dumped over the side.

Even the 65 foot lobsterboat out of Westport had a bucket.  They did, however have a high tech bucket.  They had a toilet seat mounted on a bulkhead, which could be pulled down onto the bucket.

The edge of that darned bucket was mighty uncomfortable, especially when you were pounding into a heavy sea.

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