brushhoggin Posted March 10, 2010 Posted March 10, 2010 does anyone else like to take off their shirt before a number 2? frees you up! no encumberances Quote
Super User Tin Posted March 11, 2010 Super User Posted March 11, 2010 Sir, that book has been flagged. Quote
Super User KU_Bassmaster. Posted March 12, 2010 Super User Posted March 12, 2010 ........ yes. Especially at work with a nice dress shirt on. Doesn't feel right "doing the deed" and being dressed nicely. Glad there are others out there. ;D Quote
FordNFishinLover Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 If im at home than yes i agree. But if im in public, im not going to do it haha. Quote
swilly78 Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 yup, and at home I go a step further and get "natural" 8-) Quote
FishingBuds Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 does anyone else like to take off their shirt before a number 2? frees you up! no encumberances So, your wanting to know if there is anyone that likes to take the shirt off to go crap? Quote
Fishbone Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 There are times I don't take my pants off. I hate when that happens; so does my wife. Quote
Sfritr Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 Sometimes, I don't even take off my pants...... Quote
Sfritr Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 There are times I don't take my pants off. I hate when that happens; so does my wife. HAHAHA you beat me to it.... Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 12, 2010 Super User Posted March 12, 2010 You learn something new every day. Today I learned some people take off their shirt to have a shirt. You make it sound as though having a bm is like having sex. I can remember when I was a kid, my mother coming home from her work in a sweat shop, laughing and telling my father of graffiti she saw on the wall of the stall. "The hell with Coca-Cola, this is the pause that refreshes." Quote
bwell Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 I was at a small town bar and I heard two guys discussing how they wipe... And this guy seemed dead serious when he said he wipes back to front and argued that THAT was the correct way... I wonder how many g/f's hes ever had lol. Quote
Super User J Francho Posted March 12, 2010 Super User Posted March 12, 2010 The ice just isn't melting fast enough...... : Quote
done Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 wow....I go away for a couple days and the site descends into anarchy. LOL. I can't be sure but this might be the strangest question yet. I would also like to know...you want to be free from encumbrances, what exactly do you do while in repose that a shirt blocks you from doing? :-/ Quote
brushhoggin Posted March 12, 2010 Author Posted March 12, 2010 wow....I go away for a couple days and the site descends into anarchy. LOL. I can't be sure but this might be the strangest question yet. I would also like to know...you want to be free from encumbrances, what exactly do you do while in repose that a shirt blocks you from doing? :-/ a shirt blocks free movement, therefore allowing you to concentrate entirely on the task at hand. shirt tails wonder and hit parts of a toilet that may not be clean, it also hangs when your trying to wipe which i do standing up. it just speeds up the process Quote
Super User Gone_Phishin Posted March 13, 2010 Super User Posted March 13, 2010 No shirt. Sometimes no boxers too, as it can really stretch out the waistband. Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted March 13, 2010 Super User Posted March 13, 2010 I only get fully undressed when I get the runs. You know the kind- when you are doubled over with stomach cramps and you pass gas but when you look in the bowl it's full of mud. Then you feel fine for about 2-3 minutes when all of a sudden the cramps start and more mud falls. Sometimes the whole process will repeat itself 3 or 4 times. :'( Quote
RedhookRR Posted March 13, 2010 Posted March 13, 2010 I only get fully undressed when I get the runs. You know the kind- when you are doubled over with stomach cramps and you pass gas but when you look in the bowl it's full of mud. Then you feel fine for about 2-3 minutes when all of a sudden the cramps start and more mud falls. Sometimes the whole process will repeat itself 3 or 4 times. :'( Dude, didn't they tell you. DON'T DRINK THE WATER Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 13, 2010 Super User Posted March 13, 2010 wow....I go away for a couple days and the site descends into anarchy. LOL. I can't be sure but this might be the strangest question yet. I would also like to know...you want to be free from encumbrances, what exactly do you do while in repose that a shirt blocks you from doing? :-/ a shirt blocks free movement, therefore allowing you to concentrate entirely on the task at hand. shirt tails wonder and hit parts of a toilet that may not be clean, it also hangs when your trying to wipe which i do standing up. it just speeds up the process You cannot be serious. Your shirt touches parts that might not be clean? Do you squat over the bowl, making sure there no skin contact? Quote
Luke at Gouldsboro Posted March 13, 2010 Posted March 13, 2010 i don't take my shirt off, but when i played h.s. football, a teammate of mine had to be buck naked to take a deuce. Quote
Super User firefightn15 Posted March 13, 2010 Super User Posted March 13, 2010 There's a couple in my home town and the wife makes her husband sit while peeing, and he does. ;D Apparently his aim is less that zero'd. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 13, 2010 Super User Posted March 13, 2010 There's a couple in my home town and the wife makes her husband sit while peeing, and he does. ;D Apparently his aim is less that zero'd. Tell you what. I sit down. It has nothing to do with the aiming. Ever notice when there is a baseboard or heating unit beside a toilet it is often rusty? That is caused by standing and peeing. There were times when cleaning the floor around the bowl, I thought the wax ring was leaking. I could smell the urine while cleaning around the base of the toilet. I came to the conclusion it was from the splattering of standing to pee. I started sitting, and no more problem. When dry, it would have no odor. When the wet towel hit the crystals the odor began. So, if you stand to pee, and are concerned about touching something unclean, don't go into the bathroom barefoot. Quote
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