Rebel Angler Posted February 8, 2010 Posted February 8, 2010 If you ever need a laugh or feel bad about yourself, you need to go on this site an read these little 2-3 line stories about people, they're hilarious! They're great if you're bored too. http://www.fmylife.com/ Quote
Super User firefightn15 Posted February 8, 2010 Super User Posted February 8, 2010 Some of these are way too funny! ;D "Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. " Quote
dave Posted February 8, 2010 Posted February 8, 2010 Way better than these, is a website called: textsfromlastnight. You just can't stop reading them. Quote
Rebel Angler Posted February 8, 2010 Author Posted February 8, 2010 Way better than these, is a website called: textsfromlastnight. You just can't stop reading them. checked out the site, eh didn't think they were that funny. I like fmylife a lot better. Quote
Super User Root beer Posted February 8, 2010 Super User Posted February 8, 2010 www.lamebook.com Quote
Rebel Angler Posted February 9, 2010 Author Posted February 9, 2010 Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidently farted haha I thought these were pretty funny Quote
Luke at Gouldsboro Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 too funny. I had to bookmark that site Quote
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