Saints drinking game....

[NewAngler]

You guys know I'm in... who else is gonna play? here are the rules...

The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1

2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1

3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans , drink 1

4. Every time the words "tragedy", "flood", or "devastation" are used, drink 1

5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3

6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5

7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say "bringing the wood" drink for 5 seconds.

8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say "I told you Vince Young should have won the

Heisman"

9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1

10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer

11. Every time they say that "it's destiny for the Saints to win" drink 1

12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor

13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1

14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans "deserve" a Superbowl victory, drink 1

15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1

16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2

17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5

18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell "bullcrap!"

19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 2

20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.

21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.

22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.

23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face

Other Rules not involving the Saints:

1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1

2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti , drink 1

3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1

Good Luck. If anyone makes it through the game and is able to post, congrats you are allowed to be called a man.

[roadwarrior]

You aren't going to make it to kick-off!

;D ;D ;D ;D

[fathom]

will bet the house on the first 4 before the second commercial......of pre-game.

[Gone_Phishin]

Too funny.  I especially like the Shockey rule.  What a tool.

One the day of SB 31, Pack vs Pats, I woke up and started bonging beers in my dorm room...sometime around 10am.

We watched the game at my buddies down the hall, and got even more schitty.  I pretty much blacked-out during the fourth quarter.

All I remember is Holmgren being carried on his teams' shoulders, and I was crying.  ;D

To make matters worse, during the first week of classes, I bet my buddy that if the Pack won it all I would run across campus in my skivvies....it was very cold that night.

[Root beer]

But, I have an 8am statistic class...ah screw it. ;D ;D ;D

[quanjig]

Holy crap Josh, that it soooo funny!!! No way could I hang. Those rules are begging for you to be trashed about 5 mins in!!!!

[Tin]

But, I have an 8am statistic class...ah screw it. ;D ;D ;D

I hope to make a new drinking game. It involves chugging a liter of Jack everytime Peyton tears a major knee ligament.