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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

"Who?" the passenger asks.

"Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things like that happened to Frank Feldman every single time."

The passenger replies "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

To which the cabbie adds "Not Frank Feldman.

He was a terrific athlete.

He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis.

He could golf with the pros.

He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

"Sounds like he was something really special," says the passenger.

"There's more ... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.

He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.

He could fix anything.

Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

"Wow, some guy then," says the passenger.

"He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.

But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.

He would never disagree with her even if he knew she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate; shoes highly polished too.

He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.

The passenger can't take anymore when he finally says "Sounds like an amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

The Cabbie turns around and says, "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died ... I'm married to his widow."

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