A must read for team pampers.

[Bassn Blvd]

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

 

The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'

 

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the panther, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'

 

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

 

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

 

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

 

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says... 'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs.. Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

[b.Lee]

I love it!!!!

I love stories like that!

[fourbizz]

Please note: The story starts off with the old fart getting lost.

I'll take a GPS and a .45 for the Panther and you old timers can continue to wander around lost and believe in talking dogs and squirrels ;D

[Tin]

As Team Depends members were telling stories and in the "back alliies" of the internet at 1:30am on a Friday night/Saturday morning, Team Pampers members were out partying with cougars.

[Kenny418]

As Team Depends members were telling stories and in the "back alliies" of the internet at 1:30am on a Friday night/Saturday mornins, Team Pampers members were out partying with cougars.

Lmao  ;D

[TimJ]

hilarious fun guys

[Root beer]

As Team Depends members were telling stories and in the "back alliies" of the internet at 1:30am on a Friday night/Saturday morning, Team Pampers members were out partying with cougars.

Sounds like my night two weeks ago....

[bilgerat]

As Team Depends members were telling stories and in the "back alliies" of the internet at 1:30am on a Friday night/Saturday morning, Team Pampers members were out partying with cougars.

Yeah, ok. That's why half of you were planning to meet online for a rousing round of Playstation or X box or whatever ;D. Next time you all meet up at the comic book store, have someone snap a pic and post it so our cougars know who to be on the lookout for

[fourbizz]

As Team Depends members were telling stories and in the "back alliies" of the internet at 1:30am on a Friday night/Saturday morning, Team Pampers members were out partying with cougars.

Yeah, ok. That's why half of you were planning to meet online for a rousing round of Playstation or X box or whatever ;D. Next time you all meet up at the comic book store, have someone snap a pic and post it so our cougars know who to be on the lookout for

LMAO. Awesome

[Catt]

As Team Depends members were telling stories and in the "back allies" of the Internet at 1:30am on a Friday night/Saturday morning, Team Pampers members were out partying with cougars.

And reality sets in as Team Pampers goes home alone while Team Depends goes to bed with some thing more desirable than a Cougar!

[Tin]

Wow Catt, you just set yourself up for the ultimate gay joke.  :-X

[Tin]

As Team Depends members were telling stories and in the "back alliies" of the internet at 1:30am on a Friday night/Saturday morning, Team Pampers members were out partying with cougars.

Yeah, ok. That's why half of you were planning to meet online for a rousing round of Playstation or X box or whatever ;D.

If I may quote the great Fourbizz...

"You can only conquer the Alamo so many times before it gets boring"

[Catt]

As Team Depends members were telling stories and in the "back allies" of the Internet at 1:30am on a Friday night/Saturday morning, Team Pampers members were out partying with cougars.

And reality sets in as Team Pampers goes home alone while Team Depends goes to bed with some thing more desirable than a Cougar!

Being married has it's advantages, for one I don't worry about catch any "wildlife"

[Tin]

As Team Depends members were telling stories and in the "back allies" of the Internet at 1:30am on a Friday night/Saturday morning, Team Pampers members were out partying with cougars.

And reality sets in as Team Pampers goes home alone while Team Depends goes to bed with some thing more desirable than a Cougar!

Being married has it's advantages, for one I don't worry about catch any "wildlife"

Burley is over the hill now and officially a member of Team Depends. 

[.dsaavedra.]

team depends: if you want team papmpers to read your stories, make them shorter 

[Catt]

team depends: if you want team papmpers to read your stories, make them shorter

Team Pampers if y'all will notice Glenn (Team Depends) added a "Check spelling" button just for Team Pampers making it easier for those of y'all who never took the time to learn how to spell!

Use it

[Root beer]

Let me tell you a story. This story is not intended for political nor economic debate this simply a true story that happen to me last summer.

I took an economic II course in summer, I had taken my mother to the doctor's office. I took all of my economic notes and figured I could pass time by studying economic. The doctor's office was little busy that day and being in morning it was full of senior citizens. While my mother and I was sitting down next to 4 older gentlemen who were retired, I noticed they kept glancing at my economic book. When my mother went to the exam room I kept on reading my notes. Eventually the older gentlemen finally said "You know, back in the good ol' days greed didn't exist." in which I replied "I'm sorry, sir?." He went on blabbing about how during the good ol' days (1950s-1960s) nobody was greedy and anyone could be trusted with money and us younger generations cannot be trusted.

Being very annoyed by this man, I finally said "Are you retired?" He said "Yes" I said "Do you have any children?" he replies "Yes, I have 3 in their 40s" I replied "Yeah? That nice, but your children are running the country!"

End of conversation.

How is this relevance? The original poster posted about team depend being wiser, in this case, team pamper gets the win.

[Catt]

"Yeah? That nice, but your children are running the country!"

Listen to the news...That's a win for who? 

[bilgerat]

Greed has been around since caveman days. Oog beat Trog about the head and face with his club to get Trog's food and his woman. It's been going on ever since.

[Root beer]

"Yeah? That nice, but your children are running the country!"

Listen to the news...That's a win for who?

Really? Seriously? The Feds, CEOs, etc are all children of baby boomers... They are old enough to be on Team Depends.  ;D That was point I was emphasizing to the gentlemen. Needless to say, he shut up. ;D

[Root beer]

Greed has been around since caveman days. Oog beat Trog about the head and face with his club to get Trog's food and his woman. It's been going on ever since.

And some gentlemen that would belong on Team Depend try to tell me otherwise.  ;D

I love old people sometimes. They think they know everything. Nobody knows everything, it an erroneous belief.