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Bear just gave himself an enema while stranded at sea on a raft. He used a piece of garden hose to stick up his bum.  Now where in the heck did he find a garden hose, much less lubricant? :o

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yeah i watched that episode too.. i still dont see why he went into that cave.. he couldve just walked around it..

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Why?

He found some fresh water but it was dirty.  He said it would make him gag to drink so he decided to absorb it through his bum.

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Why?

He found some fresh water but it was dirty. He said it would make him gag to drink so he decided to absorb it through his bum.

What you guys dont do that?

;D

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Why?

He found some fresh water but it was dirty. He said it would make him gag to drink so he decided to absorb it through his bum.

Dear Lord....why!? I am sorry if it is self enema or die, I am a gonner.

Maybe instead, he should have sent to college to prepare him for that. When I went through college I remember drinking some concoction that would gag my dog.  betwen $0.25 draft and all the mixed drinks we thought we would invent...I can't imagine his water is as bad as that stuff.

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hes a freaking idiot

Agree, plus he is a fraud. He does not stay out in the cold and rain for "safety" reasons. On top of that, at the very beginning of the show, it says that some situations are "presented" to him so he can "demonstrate" proper survival techniques. Give me a break..

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hes a freaking idiot

Agree, plus he is a fraud. He does not stay out in the cold and rain for "safety" reasons. On top of that, at the very beginning of the show, it says that some situations are "presented" to him so he can "demonstrate" proper survival techniques. Give me a break..

YUP, thats why survivorman was so much better.

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I  when he got stung by that bee on the eye. He acted like how this was a great idea to get honey. While he's eating it, he's all "one bee sting small price to pay for honey". Then two seconds later his face looks like Mike Tyson got a hold of him. I think they had to give him medicine or evacuate him on that one.

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Or when he tried to tame and ride the "wild horse" that was well brushed and had horse shoes...or the time he couldnt catch a rabbit and they had to bring one in for him to kill....or when his crew built his raft for him...

I think people just watch him to see what crazy sh!t he's willing to eat or shove up his bum...

Les Stroud > Bear Grylls

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bear is like the eminem of the survival world... more shock value than anything. Many of his "survival" expeditions have been shown to be hoaxes.  a huge one was when he was jumping over the crevace that would have "killed him" had he slipped, out in the middle of nowhere. It was barely off the road with cars passing by, and 30 feet away the crevace ended lol. Never liked him at all, always MUCH preferred survivorman. 

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I like man vs wild better than survivorman purely due to entertainment value.  Thats why I watch tv, entertainment.  If I wanna learn survival, Ill take a class.

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I like man vs wild better than survivorman purely due to entertainment value. Thats why I watch tv, entertainment. If I wanna learn survival, Ill take a class.

Well put. Very entertaing. I guess thats why Bear still has a show and Les doesnt.

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hes a freaking idiot

Agree, plus he is a fraud. He does not stay out in the cold and rain for "safety" reasons. On top of that, at the very beginning of the show, it says that some situations are "presented" to him so he can "demonstrate" proper survival techniques. Give me a break..

YUP, thats why survivorman was so much better.

X2

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I like man vs wild better than survivorman purely due to entertainment value. Thats why I watch tv, entertainment. If I wanna learn survival, Ill take a class.

I like the man vs wild show a little better, even if some of the scenarios are staged. It is more entertaining.

What would be cool would be a show with Andrew Zimmern from Bizzare Foods teaming up with either of these guys. I want my tarantula or bats gourmet style!

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les actually goes it alone. carrys all his cameras and equipment.films himself climbing a cliff from below then goes back dowm to get his camera. i'm sure his crew isn't too far, but he doesnt have a camera man there to toss him a granola bar if worse comes to worse

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personally if I had to choose between dieing an stickin something up my butt, I'm prolllly gonna die haha.

but they had a thing on tv a while back about how man vs. wild is pretty much all fake. I mean I'm sure the stuff he says works an all, but he eats granola bars an stuff like that an they said that sometimes he even stays in a hotel over night when he's supposed to be "stranded in the wild."

What a joke.

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