KIDS IN CHURCH

[Redlinerobert]

This is awesome.   ;D

                          KIDS IN CHURCH

                          3-year-old Reese :

                          'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,

                          Harold is His name.

                          Amen.'

                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                          A little boy was overheard praying:

                          'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,

don't worry about it.

                          I'm having a real good time like I am.'

                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                          After the christening of his baby brother in church,

                          Jason sobbed all the way home in the back

seat of the car.

                          His father asked him three times what was wrong.

                          Finally, the boy replied,

                          'That preacher said he wanted us brought up

in a Christian home,

                          and I wanted to stay with you guys.'

                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                          One particular four-year-old prayed,

                          'And forgive us our trash baskets

                          as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'

                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                          A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they

                          were on the way to church service,

                          'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'

                          One bright little girl replied,

                          'Because people are sleeping.'

                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                          A mother was preparing pancakes for her

sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3

                          The boys began to argue over who would get

the first pancake.

                          Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

                          'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

                          'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

                          Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

                          ' Ryan , you be Jesus !'

                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                          A father was at the beach with his children

                          when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

                          grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

                          where a seagull lay dead in the sand....

                          'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.

                          'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.

                          The boy thought a moment and then said,

                          'Did God throw him back down?'

                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                          A wife invited some people to dinner.

                          At the table, she turned to their

six-year-old daughter and said,

                          'Would you like to say the blessing?'

                          'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.

                          'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife

answered.

                          The = daughter bowed her head and said,

                          'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these

people to dinner?'

                         

[Pitchinkid]

lol awesome.

[Grey Wolf]

"And a child shall lead them."

[brushhoggin]

because people are sleeping...thats too much ;D

[I Love BassResource]

I like "did god throw him back down" lol thats classic..

[fathom]

I like "did god throw him back down" lol thats classic..

yea.

that's a good one.

[b.Lee]

Classic, the things children say

[MALTESE FALCON]

Very funny Robert. Thanks for sharing.

Falcon

[Gatorbassman]

I needed that laugh this morning. Thanks

[Rebel Angler]

One particular four-year-old prayed,

                          'And forgive us our trash baskets

                          as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.

that was my favorite, it made me laugh. I can jus see some little girl saying that haha

[tnbassfisher]

I liked the last one the best. You can just think about what her mother's face looked like at that point. She must have really wanted a hole to jump off into.