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"He's breathing out of the wrong eyelid"

Bull Durham

"In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France."

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"In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France."

Bruce Almighty

"That's Right. I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walked or crawled at one time or another and I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you done to Ned."

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"may i buy you a drink?" "i don't see why not, i'm on the pill"

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"That's Right. I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walked or crawled at one time or another and I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you done to Ned."

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Christmas Vacation 2, I think the second part is called Eddies Island Adventure

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get."

best movie ever made

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Christmas Vacation 2, I think the second part is called Eddies Island Adventure

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get."

best movie ever made

Forrest Gump

"Ned, I have missed you SO much. I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?"

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"What are you rebelling against, Johnny?"

"Whaddya got?"

The Wild One

Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.

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Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.

Fletch!

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

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Major Payne

If you want sympathy look in the dictionary between sh  and syphyliss.

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Major Payne

If you want sympathy look in the dictionary between sh and syphyliss.

Full Metal Jacket?

"Hey What Am I ?" 

" A Zit!! "

                  -gk

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"Hey What Am I ?"

" A Zit!! "

-gk

Animal House

Watch yourself kid or you'll find yourself floating home.

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