Super User Tin Posted October 23, 2009 Super User Posted October 23, 2009 If this is true or urban legend but my bio professor had one of the better stories I have heard in a while. A couple years ago a few guys in his class were getting into Oxycontin and wanted to start dealing it because of the money they would make and for the high. So they decided to rob a mom and pop pharmacy one night. The busted in and immediately set off an alarm so the cops were on their way. So the three of them ran to the back where the pharmacy was and begin digging through everything. As soon as they saw "Oxy" they grabbed a bunch of the bottles and ran out. They went behind the dumpster of the building and each took a bunch of them. And of course the cops found them and arrested them. As they were in the holding cell with numerous other criminals the drugs began to kick in. Well they ended up taking Oxytocin and not Oxycontin. Oxytocin is released and given to mothers in the third trimester of pregnancy and brings out the "guardian and nurturing" side of the mother as well as help the breast-milk drop down. So they had to be removed from the holding cell with the other inmates after they were found all cuddling together and feeling their nipples. ;D Quote
seyone Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 lol I don't know if it is true or not but it sounds reasonable enough. Quote
Uncle Leo Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I don't know.......why I read this. Urban Legend- they probably would have ended up as someones *****. Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted October 24, 2009 Posted October 24, 2009 That was a terrible night..... ;D Quote
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