Daniel My Brother Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Every year in the fall and the spring I meet up with a group of 8 friends for a 4 day fishing weekend at a cabin on a private lake. I am in need of a good practical joke. I'm looking for stupid/funny...nothing too mean. The guys are in their late 30s/early 40s, and most are in law enforcement. Half the guys sleep in the cabin, the other half sleep in the bunkhouse. The trip is 10 days away and I've got nothing. Can you help? Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted September 24, 2009 Super User Posted September 24, 2009 Let me get this straight. You want to play practical jokes on a bunch of law enforcement types? You are a brave man. :D Quote
NewAngler Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 in a controlled enviornment burn a piece of paper and let the smoke go near one of the sleeping guys. Yell frantically, "Fire!! *FRED* WAKE UP!!!!" shaving cream, whipped cream and a feather. tie their shoe laces together. or... fill a ziplock bag with oregeno, pull it out and ask if anybody is "down with mary jane".. that is if youre not in law enforcement yourself.. Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted September 24, 2009 Super User Posted September 24, 2009 Well, there is the old 'saran wrap across the toilet bowl' trick..... : Here's a good one. It requires at least a couple of the guys to be in on it. You need a long funnel, the kind with a long skinny body. It's commonly called a transmission funnel. You place the funnel down the front of your pants. Next you tilt your head back, close your eyes and balance a quarter on your chin. Then slowly tilt your head forward. The object is to get the quarter to fall into the funnel. Have some of the other guys that are in on the joke whoop it up and take turns trying. This is done to get one of the potential victims interested. Once you've got the victim stoked, the fun begins. Once he has the funnel in his pants and his head back with his eyes closed, pour a glass of water into the funnel. Quote
Uncle Leo Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 got it! Use that and someone is going to be capped. These are cops! Quote
Super User Root beer Posted September 24, 2009 Super User Posted September 24, 2009 got it! That is not right. Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted September 24, 2009 Super User Posted September 24, 2009 Here's one we did to a guy at a house in the mountains..... He was on about his eighth beer sitting in the hot tub out on the lower patio. We were directly above him on the second floor deck. We tied a 7" rubber worm onto a piece of mono. We then figured out when he was directly below us by looking through the spaces between the deck boards. One of the guys was down below with a camcorder to get his reaction. We shoved the worm through the space between the boards, hovered it above him then let it drop on him. He screamed like a girl, jumped up and fell on his face trying to get out of the hot tub. One of the funniest d**n things we ever saw ;D Quote
Daniel My Brother Posted September 24, 2009 Author Posted September 24, 2009 Some good and twisted stuff here guys! Keep 'em coming. Quote
Super User Root beer Posted September 24, 2009 Super User Posted September 24, 2009 Any of the cops good at taking airbags out of car? Caution the link above contains language that might not be suitable for children. Quote
Boogey Man Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Are any of your friends afraid of snakes? Get a couple of rubber snakes and plant them everywhere. One of my friends, John, is really afraid of snakes so we bought some rubber snakes and we'll put them in his cooler, then when he's not looking we'll put one in his tacklebox, one in his sleeping bag, etc. We know when he's found one because you can hear him hollar across the lake. One of the best ones was one time the guy in my boat put one these on his lure and cast in out, then when we got close to John's boat we acted like we had hooked a big bass. I'm standing there with the net and finally we pull this three foot long nasty looking snake out the water hooked on a crankbait. The look on John's face was priceless, he looked like he was ready to walk on water. On our annual Bass Pro Shops trip, we'll put one in the glove box and then ask him to get something out for us or under the visor on his side knowing eventually he'll pull it down. Quote
pa mountain man Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 not for the faint of heart (seriously) Go to radio shack and get a small dc transformer and some very fine un insulated wire. Hook the transformer up to a 9 volt battery, and run the 2 leads of fine wire up the back of the toilet and double wrap them around the seat, when someone goes to drop anchor, the longer they sit, the more the charge builds up. ;D Quote
swilly78 Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 I had a buddy who used to put those little coffee creamers under the toilet seat, when someone sat down they would pop and cover their lower extremitys with cream, kinda funny. Here is a pretty twisted one from my days on a submarine. It involves a water gun, a guy waivin his willie around, a sleepin guy, and at least two friends to keep said sleeping guy from kickin the heck outta the willie waiver. Anyway, when ol'boy falls asleep, willie waiver possisions himself a few feet away from the guys snoring face, and wips out his junk, at the same time, one of the other guys shoots him in the face with the water gun. Needless to say, when the guy wakes up from the blast of water to the face, he sees what leads him to believe he has been peed on. It is quite funny, but make sure to choose a good sport, else it can turn ugly. Quote
Super User Catt Posted September 25, 2009 Super User Posted September 25, 2009 Baby powder in the A/C vents of their vehicle, turn it on max air high blower & wait till the hit the ignition Quote
Sfritr Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 20 ft of garden hose, a bottle of canola oil, a condom and a hamster....... NO, wait, that is something entirely different......... You could always use the airhorn while sleeping gag. or... Red Dye in the shower head trick or... poking pin holes in the side of the plastic cup trick Quote
Zel Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Something like this... cheap and simple http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/scaryhalloweenthings/novelties/remote+control+annoying+sounds+machine.do Quote
Sharkbite Posted September 25, 2009 Posted September 25, 2009 Invite Muddy feed him curry amd just grab a gas mask. LMAo Hes a human stink bomb Quote
Daniel My Brother Posted September 26, 2009 Author Posted September 26, 2009 Many good suggestions, guys. So far I've got baby powder, coffee creamers, and a hose funnel on my shopping list. Anybody else got one? Quote
wagn Posted September 26, 2009 Posted September 26, 2009 cover the cabin door with clear packaging tape with the sticky side inwards. Wake everyone up at 3am with a bullhorn or something similar. Yell that you have to get out quick cause of a fire, or some other emergency and watch the first guy out run head first into an entire door of clear tape. If done right, it will take him awhile to get all that tape off. Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted September 26, 2009 Super User Posted September 26, 2009 If you have access to the large rolls of shrinkwrap that they use to wrap around cartons on a pallet, grab some. The look on their face when they see their entire vehicle wrapped wheels to roof is priceless. Quote
Super User .dsaavedra. Posted September 27, 2009 Super User Posted September 27, 2009 these last two suggestions are for the win! ;D Quote
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