Redneck widow

[Redlinerobert]

Three Rednecks, Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie were working on a cell phone tower.

As they started their descent, Cooter slipped and fell off the tower. He was DRT (Dead Right There).

As the ambulance took the body away, Ronnie said, "Someone should go tell his wife."

Donnie said, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he came back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie asked, "Where'd you get that beer?"

"Cooter's wife gave it to me."

Ronnie then said, "That's unbelievable, you told the woman her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?"

"Well, not exactly." Donnie answered, "When she opened the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow.'"

She said, "You're mistaken, I'm not a widow."

"Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

(Note: Rednecks are usually pretty good at all that sensitive stuff.)

[Tokyo Tony]

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