Super User Lund Explorer Posted September 16, 2009 Super User Posted September 16, 2009 Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated. The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer. His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?" Dave replied. "Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'. SO I DID AND HERE I AM! Quote
Super User Bassin_Fin@tic Posted September 16, 2009 Super User Posted September 16, 2009 Heard that one but it is still a classic! ;D Quote
Super User Hammer 4 Posted September 17, 2009 Super User Posted September 17, 2009 Oldie..but a goodie... Thanks for the daily chuckle.. ;D Quote
Super User Sam Posted September 17, 2009 Super User Posted September 17, 2009 They must have been newlyweds. ;D ;D ;D Quote
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