Super User Bassn Blvd Posted July 1, 2009 Super User Posted July 1, 2009 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch bourbon and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted July 1, 2009 Super User Posted July 1, 2009 Wouldn't a real fairy tale hero drink bourbon? Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted July 1, 2009 Author Super User Posted July 1, 2009 Yea, you're right. I fixed it. Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted July 1, 2009 Super User Posted July 1, 2009 Right on !!! That would be an awesome movie. Quote
mrlitetackle Posted July 2, 2009 Posted July 2, 2009 how right you are. mine makes me completely insane at times. ********EDIT************* im not married to mine, just living with her for the past 3 yrs.......... all the same to me though, as i dont feel that i need a legally binding contract to be with someone..... im as married as i'll ever be. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted July 2, 2009 Super User Posted July 2, 2009 The moral to this story is, never ask a girl to marry you, unless you are certain she will say "NO". Did this "hero" also like to play Russian Roulette? Quote
Big Phish Posted July 2, 2009 Posted July 2, 2009 I didn't actually laugh out loud until I read "and farted whenever he wanted." Then I just hit the floor. Quote
Captain Obvious Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 You forgot the part about the nice car. lol Quote
Super User KYntucky Warmouth Posted July 3, 2009 Super User Posted July 3, 2009 You forgot the part about the nice car. lol he siad motorcycles...besides cars are for women that are afraid of messing their hair up in the wind Quote
Captain Obvious Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 OK I like to see you tow your boat with a motorcycle. you forgot the boat part to lol Quote
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