Super User burleytog Posted May 30, 2009 Super User Posted May 30, 2009 When you go watch a moving picture, do you sit there and watch the whole flick or do you get up and go to the crapper/concession stand through the movie? I've almost ruined my underoo's several times because once I sit down, I'm not moving until the flick is over. I love long movies, but sometimes they kill my bladder/colon. Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted May 30, 2009 Super User Posted May 30, 2009 I bring a Big Gulp cup with me and urinate in that so I don't have to miss the movie. As far as dropping a deuce, I ain't figured that out yet. Maybe a newspaper bag? Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted May 30, 2009 Super User Posted May 30, 2009 Quote I bring a Big Gulp cup with me and urinate in that so I don't have to miss the movie. As far as dropping a deuce, I ain't figured that out yet. Maybe a newspaper bag? You ain't right. ;D Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted May 30, 2009 Super User Posted May 30, 2009 I'm pretty sure that The Return of the King and The Dark Knight caused some sort of kidney and bladder damage ;D Quote
Super User burleytog Posted May 30, 2009 Author Super User Posted May 30, 2009 Return of the King almost put me in the hospital. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted May 30, 2009 Super User Posted May 30, 2009 Quote When you go watch a moving picture, do you sit there and watch the whole flick or do you get up and go to the crapper/concession stand through the movie? I've almost ruined my underoo's several times because once I sit down, I'm not moving until the flick is over. I love long movies, but sometimes they kill my bladder/colon. Ahhhhh, the old "when nature calls" conundrum. Depends or astronaut undies should handle that dilemna nicely. Remember the astronette who wore them so she could drive from Texas to Florida and could mess her britches rather than needing to use a rest room? co·nun·drum Pronunciation: \k[ch601]-[ch712]n[ch601]n-dr[ch601]m\ Function: noun Etymology: origin unknown Date: 1645 1: a riddle whose answer is or involves a pun 2 a: a question or problem having only a conjectural answer b: an intricate and difficult problem This problem is what I refer to as, "just another turd in the toilet bowl of life". Quote
=Matt 5.0= Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 Quote I bring a Big Gulp cup with me and urinate in that so I don't have to miss the movie. As far as dropping a deuce, I ain't figured that out yet. Maybe a newspaper bag? You must have been a UPS man in a former life. Quote
Eddie Munster Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 I bring a hose clamp and a cork with me to the movies. Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted May 30, 2009 Super User Posted May 30, 2009 Quote When you go watch a moving picture, do you sit there and watch the whole flick or do you get up and go to the crapper/concession stand through the movie? Nah. I like to talk loudly on my cellphone and get up and walk in front of people 4 - 5 times during the show. That's why I hate going to the movies. When it comes out on DVD, I'll watch it in the comfort of my home. Quote
aarogb Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 I don't hold I just take the quickest ****e humanly possible. Quote
Super User Dan: Posted May 30, 2009 Super User Posted May 30, 2009 I don't have to use the restroom every 2-3 hours so yeah, I just sit through the whole thing no problem. Quote
dave Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 Quote I bring a Big Gulp cup with me and urinate in that so I don't have to miss the movie. As far as dropping a deuce, I ain't figured that out yet. Maybe a newspaper bag? In the Sanitation thread please. Geesh, post in the right place. But, don't let Unibasser find out. Quote
FishDontLikeMe1301600221 Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 Pee b4 you go then take something to bind up your turdhole.If all else fails squeeze and pinch squeeze and pinch...also gives your gluteus maximus a fine workout ;D Quote
bigfruits Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 Quote Return of the King almost put me in the hospital. is that the one where frodo and sam almost make out in the end? that scene must have been 20 mins... burley, i'd like to recommend the stadium pal to solve your problem. Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted June 10, 2009 Super User Posted June 10, 2009 Wow. I'm 39 and have no issues holding it. Then again, I just tie it in a knot if I have to. ;D Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted June 10, 2009 Super User Posted June 10, 2009 Quote Wow. I'm 39 and have no issues holding it. Then again, I just tie it in a knot if I have to. ;D Ladies and Gentlemen...we have a winner!! ;D Quote
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