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I think the lighter idea is good. Make sure you have someone video it.

I'd also suggest hot waxing. Again, have someone nearby with a video camera.

LMAO..... Bizz we could add that to the "EPIC NUT TAP" video  ;D

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I think the lighter idea is good. Make sure you have someone video it.

I'd also suggest hot waxing. Again, have someone nearby with a video camera.

LMAO..... Bizz we could add that to the "EPIC NUT TAP" video ;D

Oh my god. I had not thought of that in awhile. I must get that video from Wes. Do not tell the story here it will ruin the suprise :-X

Thanks guys for all the suggestions, serious and amusing both :)

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The lighter would work for the farts as well.

But, seriously, it's not just the nose hairs.

It's the unruly eyebrows which make older guys look like horned toads.

Then it's the hairs which grow out of the ears, especially at the bottom pocket and the lobes.

Then hair begins appearing on the body in places where it previously did not grow.

My chest, back and stomach were pretty much hairless into my forties.

Now in my late sixties, it has appeared in previously hairless areas.

Now, here's a morbid but true consideration.

If you haven't noticed, pay attention.  As a tree gets older, diseased, or otherwise begins the dying process, it will sprout branches at the trunk and places where they do not normally appear, until the latter stages of its life.

And that's my depressing thought for the day.

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I heard Fishing Rhino has his back hair cut into crop circles! ;D

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Is fishing really this slow? :o :o :o

The Fishing is not slow George, I AM ::)

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Small scissors you can find at a pharmacy.

Use q-tip to pull hairs towards front of nose and then cut them.

Be careful you do not cut the inside of your nose.

Rinse scissors in alcohol to kill any germs, especially staph.

If you pull the hairs you can give yourself a nasty staph infection.  ;)

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Im with Speedbead on this one. Grab and pull. Just dont tick of your wife and let her have a shot at it with tweezers. You will pay dearly. I like the Nair idea somebody mentioned earlier. But that stuff stinks to high heaven. I dont know if i could stomach that.

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My nose hair. Seriously, when you get to be my height, you have two major social concerns, people looking up your nose, and farting directly in peoples faces.

I hate plucking them, it feels like not only does the follicle come out, but most likely part of my brain stem as well.

Recent anatomical discoveries indicate that the nose hair folicule is neurologically connected to the bun hole.

Pluck one of them and it hurts all the way down to there.  ;)

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Which explains why , after eating hot peppers and going to the bathroom I SNEEZE!!!!!!!!!

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Fourbizz, your first and second posts in this thread may very well be the funniest things I've every read on this forum.

I'll second that.

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Inhale chlorine gas.

I didn't laugh until the above post.  I have a nose hair trimmer but it doesn't always do the trick.  I sit in my office at work and do the grab and pull method.

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Which explains why , after eating hot peppers and going to the bathroom I SNEEZE!!!!!!!!!

Now that's funny right there!  ;D

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Which explains why , after eating hot peppers and going to the bathroom I SNEEZE!!!!!!!!!

Now that's hilarious right there, I don't care who you are.  :D :D :D :D :D

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