Branuss04 Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 I think the lighter idea is good. Make sure you have someone video it. I'd also suggest hot waxing. Again, have someone nearby with a video camera. LMAO..... Bizz we could add that to the "EPIC NUT TAP" video ;D Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted May 29, 2009 Author Super User Posted May 29, 2009 I think the lighter idea is good. Make sure you have someone video it. I'd also suggest hot waxing. Again, have someone nearby with a video camera. LMAO..... Bizz we could add that to the "EPIC NUT TAP" video ;D Oh my god. I had not thought of that in awhile. I must get that video from Wes. Do not tell the story here it will ruin the suprise :-X Thanks guys for all the suggestions, serious and amusing both Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted May 29, 2009 Super User Posted May 29, 2009 The lighter would work for the farts as well. But, seriously, it's not just the nose hairs. It's the unruly eyebrows which make older guys look like horned toads. Then it's the hairs which grow out of the ears, especially at the bottom pocket and the lobes. Then hair begins appearing on the body in places where it previously did not grow. My chest, back and stomach were pretty much hairless into my forties. Now in my late sixties, it has appeared in previously hairless areas. Now, here's a morbid but true consideration. If you haven't noticed, pay attention. As a tree gets older, diseased, or otherwise begins the dying process, it will sprout branches at the trunk and places where they do not normally appear, until the latter stages of its life. And that's my depressing thought for the day. Quote
Super User Muddy Posted May 29, 2009 Super User Posted May 29, 2009 I heard Fishing Rhino has his back hair cut into crop circles! ;D Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted May 29, 2009 Super User Posted May 29, 2009 I heard Fishing Rhino has his back hair cut into crop circles! ;D Hey!, it's better than crap circles. Quote
Super User Muddy Posted May 29, 2009 Super User Posted May 29, 2009 Is fishing really this slow? :o The Fishing is not slow George, I AM : Quote
Super User Sam Posted May 29, 2009 Super User Posted May 29, 2009 Small scissors you can find at a pharmacy. Use q-tip to pull hairs towards front of nose and then cut them. Be careful you do not cut the inside of your nose. Rinse scissors in alcohol to kill any germs, especially staph. If you pull the hairs you can give yourself a nasty staph infection. Quote
Pitchinkid Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Im with Speedbead on this one. Grab and pull. Just dont tick of your wife and let her have a shot at it with tweezers. You will pay dearly. I like the Nair idea somebody mentioned earlier. But that stuff stinks to high heaven. I dont know if i could stomach that. Quote
Super User Raul Posted May 29, 2009 Super User Posted May 29, 2009 My nose hair. Seriously, when you get to be my height, you have two major social concerns, people looking up your nose, and farting directly in peoples faces. I hate plucking them, it feels like not only does the follicle come out, but most likely part of my brain stem as well. Recent anatomical discoveries indicate that the nose hair folicule is neurologically connected to the bun hole. Pluck one of them and it hurts all the way down to there. Quote
Super User Muddy Posted May 29, 2009 Super User Posted May 29, 2009 Which explains why , after eating hot peppers and going to the bathroom I SNEEZE!!!!!!!!! Quote
1inStripes Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Fourbizz, your first and second posts in this thread may very well be the funniest things I've every read on this forum. I'll second that. Quote
NOVA Angler Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Inhale chlorine gas. I didn't laugh until the above post. I have a nose hair trimmer but it doesn't always do the trick. I sit in my office at work and do the grab and pull method. Quote
BassResource.com Administrator Glenn Posted May 30, 2009 BassResource.com Administrator Posted May 30, 2009 Which explains why , after eating hot peppers and going to the bathroom I SNEEZE!!!!!!!!! Now that's funny right there! ;D Quote
George Welcome Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 Which explains why , after eating hot peppers and going to the bathroom I SNEEZE!!!!!!!!! Now that's hilarious right there, I don't care who you are. :D :D Quote
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