Its time to get serious for a second

[fourbizz]

With all these threads about basketball players, BBQ's, and dead bodies, I hate to be the buzzkill, but...

There is something that desperately needs to be addressed here.

My nose hair. Seriously, when you get to be my height, you have two major social concerns, people looking up your nose, and farting directly in peoples faces.

I hate plucking them, it feels like not only does the follicle come out, but most likely part of my brain stem as well.

Scissors are a joke, and with my less than stellar hand eye coordination, stabbing the aforementioned brain stem is a serious consideration.

My beard/mustache trimmer has an attachment for nose hair which does nothing more than give my nostrils an astroturf appearance.

I will finally admit to the cigarette lighter method which failed for the reasons that should have been prohibitively obvious in the first place ;D

Soooooo, whats the BR approved method?

[daviscw]

My method is when my girlfriend tells me I have one hanging out I pick it out.

[Jimzee]

Just pull them out with your fingers when they get long enough. One of my college professors told me he knew a guy that died from pulling his nose hairs out. He got some kind of infected hair that eventually moved to his brain. Live dangerously, pull em' out!!! ;D

LOL at the cigarette lighter method!!

[fourbizz]

But see, thats my problem!

Its not just the outbound rouges I have to contend with, all the LBH's of the world have direct line of sight . If I just cut out the cliff hangers, it would still look like a Klingon . ;D

[daviscw]

Can you get laser hair removal for your nose?

[Redlinerobert]

Here you go.  Works great and its cheap.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002D5Y92?ie=UTF8&tag=wwwgalttechco-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0002D5Y92

[burleytog]

Inhale chlorine gas.

[MitchIsFishin]

IF you are going to go the Cig Lighter route, don't forget to dab on some lighter fluid first. Works every time.

[Muddy]

Remington Nose Hair Clipper, it's round, ez to clean and doesnt pinch. I have mine for 3 years now, great for what you want.Here is the link;

http://www.shopinprivate.com/remelnoshair.html

I got mine at Walmart

[Siebert Outdoors]

I feel your pain Fourbizz.  I'm in the same boat.  I have a trimmer head for my razor alot like the one Muddy posted.  Works pretty good but if the hair grows without being trimmed often it gets real itchy.

[dave]

Now this is a man thread.

[Dan:]

Fourbizz, your first and second posts in this thread may very well be the funniest things I've every read on this forum.

[firefightn15]

nose hairs=Rapala braid scissors

Making wind from higher elevations can still be blamed on the dog!

[SPEEDBEAD.]

Pinch and pull man....

Pinch and pull.

[Cigarlover 1]

Just dab a little JJ's on a q-tip and go to town. Or you could just grow a mustache and they'll blend right in.  

[Cigarlover 1]

Here you go. Works great and its cheap.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002D5Y92?ie=UTF8&tag=wwwgalttechco-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0002D5Y92

X2

This is pretty much the same thing I use and does work well.

[senile1]

Ah, yes, fourbizz-son.  Mr. Miyagi say you must practice.  Pinch on, Pull off.  Pinch on, pull off.  Pinch on, pull off.  

Not to hijack the thread or anything, but while we're at it how about some suggestions for the removal of hair on the buttocks.  

[Muddy]

bite em off Ed!!!!!!!

[senile1]

bite em off Ed!!!!!!!

Dom, that was downright disgusting and unexpected.  

[Muddy]

What do you expect from a mook?

[bilgerat]

Grow one of those bushy Super Mario Brothers moustaches. Then no one will notice a few stragglers hanging out of your snot holes.

[old bassman]

Pull them out, I do it all the time. If that does not work, nair your nose! Let me know if it works ;D As for the *** hairs - youre on your own. I would think the farts would burn them off.

[frogtog]

Nothing and I mean nothing works as good as the lighter. :

[Maxximus Redneckus]

let um be they be just like dingle berrys cept they show up at really bad times like= taylor swift at ur door on a sunday mornin askin to take her fishing

[cart7t]

I think the lighter idea is good. Make sure you have someone video it.

I'd also suggest hot waxing. Again, have someone nearby with a video camera.

Sorry to hear of your nose hair problems 4bzz but just wait till you get older.

That's when the hair starts growing inwards instead of outwards on your scalp and starts coming out of other orifices like the nose and ears.