bass wrangler569 Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 My gun club is having some construction done so there is a porta-potty on the grounds for the construction workers to use. The company that cleans the porta-potty is called Advanced Septic Systems... I told one of the guys I shoot with that Advanced Septic Systems should start a spin-off company called Septic Holdings Industrial Technologies. That way, their slogan can be: Advanced Septic Systems, the maker of Septic Holdings Industrial Technologies. I Love Acronyms... Quote
pa mountain man Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 When my ARMY unit disbanded, we needed a new title, we were tank mechanics, so I came up with Armorment Support Shop, and we always answered the phone as "@$$ shop, how can I help you?". Quote
Super User Sam Posted May 14, 2009 Super User Posted May 14, 2009 Sam Houston Institute of Techonology actually changed their name many years ago. No, its not Texas A&M. Quote
Eddie Munster Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 The other day I was out in B.F.E., got in a fight with some D.B. and got K.O.'d. Was A.F.U. for about 3 days but was thankful I wasn't T.U. Quote
MillerTime Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ figured it all out except the T.U. i'm sure some people found it a little FUBAR ;D Quote
Eddie Munster Posted May 18, 2009 Posted May 18, 2009 ^ figured it all out except the T.U. i'm sure some people found it a little FUBAR ;D Toes Up = dead. I've heard people use another part of the human anatomy for the T word. Quote
Hookem Posted May 19, 2009 Posted May 19, 2009 IBM used to have an acronym glossary that was 200+ pages. You needed the decoder at some of the meetings. I worked in the ESD and STD divisions. You can guess what our nicknames for those were. Quote
Super User CWB Posted May 20, 2009 Super User Posted May 20, 2009 FUBAR. Gotta love it. Must refer to government now. Oops. Can't get into politics. Sorry Quote
Uncle Leo Posted May 22, 2009 Posted May 22, 2009 When I was in the Navy this was a perpetual state of being. SNARFU Situation Normal All F_ _ _ _ _ Up Quote
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