things to not say while in Georgia

[Maxximus Redneckus]

"Im gonna catch a state record bass today"

[nickb]

Yeah, it's never going to happen. I'm going to move to, I don't know, Colorado, and catch the Colorado state record bass. It has to be cake compared to Georgia.

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

if you're a mayor -  "Anyone know where I can score a quick fix?"

[Siebert Outdoors]

Wheres the bubbla?

[Root beer]

"Come Saturday there is going to be a blackout!"

Only college football fans will understand this.  

[Chris at Tech]

"Come Saturday there is going to be a blackout!"

Only college football fans will understand this.  

Hehehe...

[1inStripes]

GO VOLS!

Why doesn't someone take those hedges out from around that field?

[Sam]

My football team ran into the bushes in the stadium.

How come Florida always beats the Dawgs?

My flight was on time in Atlanta.  (No one will believe this one)

[South FLA]

"I hate grits, can't stand catfish, and what's up with all these pork bar-q-que food shacks?"