Super User Bassn Blvd Posted May 7, 2009 Super User Posted May 7, 2009 A horse walks in to a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks "why the long face." ;D Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted May 7, 2009 Super User Posted May 7, 2009 a baby seal walks into a club... I busted out laughing at this one. ;D Quote
Tokyo Tony Posted May 7, 2009 Posted May 7, 2009 What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator. Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted May 7, 2009 Super User Posted May 7, 2009 Knock Knock Who's there ? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue who ? Michael Jackson Quote
Pitchinkid Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 A Pony, a Bear , and an Eagle are walkin down the road. The Pony turns to the Eagle and says "Eagle can you tell Bear i dont like him anymore". Eagle says,"Why cant you do it?" Pony says," I would but im a little "hoarce". " HAHA Quote
mrlitetackle Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead, you idiot!!!!!!! Quote
MillerTime Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 two muffins are sitting in an oven. one says "it sure is hot in here!" the other replies "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!" Quote
Super User Dan: Posted May 8, 2009 Super User Posted May 8, 2009 two muffins are sitting in an oven. one says "it sure is hot in here!" the other replies "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!" classic. Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted May 8, 2009 Super User Posted May 8, 2009 Two flies land on a fresh cow pie. One lifts one of his legs and farts. The other one says "Do you mind, I'm tryin' to eat here"......... Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted May 8, 2009 Super User Posted May 8, 2009 What did Spock say when he lifted the toilet seat lid on the Enterprise ? "Captain's log"......... What does the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common ? They both travel around Uranus wiping out Klingons. Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.