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The game of hot beer is always priceless entertainment, but it'll be hard to describe in a post, and for the underage kiddies here, I won't even try. But if you want to learn the best game ever to prank a buddy at a party, PM me and I'll share. Below is a picture of me when I "learned" the game.

P.S. the best part of the game is that the prankee is completely unaware until much later. When this picture was taken, I had no idea what my face looked like.

Send me a PM. I can't find this game anywhere. ;D

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ever heard of an "olympic sittup"........its by far the best, if your interested i'll tell ya how to dupe your buddies with this one......

and for those you plain don't like (ive personally never done this one).. you have the classic "upper decker".....again if you don't know of this one, let me know and ill teach ya...

a great one as well (i don't have a name for)...

you unscrew your buddies shower head, and fill it with coffee grinds....so the next shower he takes, all the water running out is crap brown!!!!

its my all time classic!!

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you have the classic "upper decker".....

Also known as the 'Top Loader' - an evil one indeed....

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you have the classic "upper decker".....

Also known as the 'Top Loader' - an evil one indeed....

haha ive heard of this but never seen it done. how many flushes does it last?

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i work in an auto shop our best ones is to sneek in the  car and honk  the  horn when you are uner the hood    works  every time

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The game of hot beer is always priceless entertainment, but it'll be hard to describe in a post, and for the underage kiddies here, I won't even try. But if you want to learn the best game ever to prank a buddy at a party, PM me and I'll share. Below is a picture of me when I "learned" the game.

P.S. the best part of the game is that the prankee is completely unaware until much later. When this picture was taken, I had no idea what my face looked like.

passed out didya

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To clarify, I never passed out.  That's the beauty of the game:  you get to completely mark up somebody's face without them ever knowing, while they are awake and coherent the entire time.

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I work with a guy that always thinks it is hysterical to run around with an empty stapler.  He'll go up to a female and say, "Hey, watch this!" and then he smacks his arm with an empty stapler.  The girls all squeal and get grossed out.  So one time, right after doing his stapler trick he turned around to answer the phone.......we put staples in.

I'm in the military, and for the first 5 years or so I was always around dorms.  Young enlisted guys do some pretty stupid stuff, and it was common--no, it was EXPECTED to Tango Bravo somebody that passed out early.  Is it pleasant?  No,... but you'll never fall asleep around a bunch of soldiers again.  And the memories last a life time rofl.

A kid I went to school with would do a #2 into a ziplock baggie and squeeze all the air out.  Then he'd lay it in the middle of a street and watch a car run over it.  You just know that driver won't even think twice until he gets home and gets out...

If somebody leaves their computer logged on, we'll run over and change the video settings.  Most pcs give you the option to invert the screen, or set it sideways.  When they go back you'll see them screwing around forever trying to fix it.

Put a piece of tape under their laser mouse.  It still works, but very poorly.

Go into settings, you can reverse the mouse buttons, so a left click functions like a right-click and vice-versa.  Also, while you are there sloooooow their cursor speed down.  When they move the mouse the cursor will barely move.

If they use MS word a lot, you can go in and change the autocorrect options so that it will automatically change a normal word into something else.  So everytime they type "the" it will instantly autocorrect to "teh".  Plenty of irritating things to do.

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i work in an auto shop our best ones is to sneek in the car and honk the horn when you are uner the hood works every time

You REALLY wanna make 'em sweat ? Pour a little oil or antifreeze on the floor under something they just worked on, then ask them "Is that from that car ?"

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couple rookie ones from college.

-fill album cover w/ baby powder, slide opening under door and step on it very hard

- 1/2 fill 55 gallon trash can in shower.  Carry and lean up against offenders door.  Knock

-take a clotheline and start at 1 end of the hall.  Tie to 1st doorknob.  Loop to door knob diagonally across and continue down the hallway.

-switch room around, everything on right goes on left,...EVERYTHING. Posters, furniture, everything.  Best done while roomy is out drinking.

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when i was in the army, one of the sergeants gave the new private a piece of white chalk and a hammer.  told him to go to each tank in the company (16 abrams tanks) and test for "soft spots" in the armor by tapping with hammer, then circling the "soft spot" with the chalk.  by the end of the day there were 16 tanks with little white circles all over them, pretty funny.

or the old classics like "get me a box of grid squares"(i was told that one time a guy actually cut each and every grid square from a map and gave it to his sergeant) or "a box of spare reticules"(thats the digital crosshairs in the sights of the tank.)

good stuff

Cliff

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-fill album cover w/ baby powder, slide opening under door and step on it very hard

Team Diapers asks, "What's an album cover?" ;D

Two (or three) that come to mind are these:

-Rubber band the sink sprayer open on the kitchen sink. I almost tried this on my wife awhile back, but decided against it.

-Open a roll of surveyor's tape and tie it to the frame/undercarriage of someone's car/truck. Set the rest of the roll on the bumper ledge or on top of leaf spring/etc. When they hit a bump they'll drag several hundred feet behind them.

-An old wedding trick is to put sardines on someone's exhaust manifold or jack their car up and set the wheels back down in a couple of watermelon rhines.

;D

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Saran wrap the toilet bowl and hope your buddy needs to go #1 not #2 on the next trip to the john.

Even I'm not willing to take that chance, and I'm a compulsive gambler

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Well its a great trick when you always party in another buddies dorm room, and you know their will be a lot of beer being passed through the kidneys, and you wont' have to clean it up.

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I can't remember exactly how to do this one but i'll try and remember cuz it's great.  I've been on a mac for the last couple of years and this one is easier to pull off on a PC.

1.) You know how a PC has a power up Tone/music.  Well what you do is download a, how can i put this in censored words, "erotic love making sound clip".  After you have downloaded this sound clip you upload it onto a USB flash chip.

2.) Now go to a public library/lan cafe, or anywhere where there are multiple public computers and change that computers power on tone/music to your specifically downloaded "erotic love making sound clip".  

3.) Once you have done this turn up volume and turn off computer.  Move to another computer, preferably a good ways down, and wait for someone to turn that computer on.  Without a doubt everyone in that computer lab will be staring at that person thinking that they are publicly looking at dirty things, and they will be doing everything possible to turn that dang thing off.

P.S. You can make the sound clip anything you want.  A clip of a loud yell or bang is really funny too.  People are never expecting a really loud bang when they turn on a computer.  The one i picked just happens to be the most awkward ensuing clip.

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almost forgot the old "space room 3000".....

very simple....just get about 10-20 rolls of dollar store tin foil, and when you buddies out for the night, you and a few friends cover every square inch of his room in tin foil.....from all the light fixtures, to the whole dresser, even loose pens and pencils....all walls, etc....till there's nothing but shiny silver everywhere!!! not one ounce of uncovered space...

it makes the room look absolutely ridiculous!!!...like some sorta space station (if done in extreme detail, it is simply amazing!!!)

it may be fun for the guys doing it...but the time it takes to remove it all by one person is just crazy.....

don't forget to see their face upon entering...and photos of the completed job are a must 8-)

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almost forgot the old "space room 3000".....

very simple....just get about 10-20 rolls of dollar store tin foil, and when you buddies out for the night, you and a few friends cover every square inch of his room in tin foil.....from all the light fixtures, to the whole dresser, even loose pens and pencils....all walls, etc....till there's nothing but shiny silver everywhere!!! not one ounce of uncovered space...

it makes the room look absolutely ridiculous!!!...like some sorta space station (if done in extreme detail, it is simply amazing!!!)

it may be fun for the guys doing it...but the time it takes to remove it all by one person is just crazy.....

don't forget to see their face upon entering...and photos of the completed job are a must 8-)

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I wasn't responsible, but the joke involved packing peanuts, orange spraypaint and an empty bag of cheetos.

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The one I pull on every new guy at work...  Give them a styrofoam cup and tell them to go get some brake kleen.... its goes right through the styrofoam... it makes me laugh everytime.

The other one is when someone puts in a new motor in a vehicle, especially if they are struggling with it.  You get next to the lift and as soon as you start it start hitting the lift with a hammer... its funny but man it sucks to be the one thinking that you just messed up a motor.

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