Best practical jokes

[bass wrangler569]

So what are the best practical jokes you guys have done. I haven't done anything hilarious. I've but Da Bomb (one of the hottest hot sauces available) in some peoples drinks which was pretty funny. I also once super glued my friends milk to his lunch tray so that when he tried to pick up his milk the whole tray went with it and dumped all over him. Probably the best on ever was when I managed to get on of those super sticky mouse traps stuck to my friend's "little friend"...

Any of you guys have any good ones...

[bigfruits]

im not going to ask how you got to his little friend.

teabagging a sleeping person always makes me laugh uncontrollably although im always a spectator and have not committed the crime myself.

[bass wrangler569]

im not going to ask how you got to his little friend.

teabagging a sleeping person always makes me laugh uncontrollably although im always a spectator and have not committed the crime myself.

Its a long, but very heterosexual, story  

[bilgerat]

Seen this done to newbie mechanics in the shop.

One of the older guys will put a funnel down the front of his pants, so the wide part is facing up towards his chin. He then tilts his head back, closes his eyes and balances a quarter on his chin. Then he slowly tilts his head forward, the object being to drop the quarter into the funnel.

Several other guys will cheer him on and try it themselves. All of this is done only to stoke the curiosity of the newbie.

Then, the newbie is asked if he'd like to try. When his head is back with his eyes closed, a large cup of water is poured into the funnel.

[.dsaavedra.]

Seen this done to newbie mechanics in the shop.

One of the older guys will put a funnel down the front of his pants, so the wide part is facing up towards his chin. He then tilts his head back, closes his eyes and balances a quarter on his chin. Then he slowly tilts his head forward, the object being to drop the quarter into the funnel.

Several other guys will cheer him on and try it themselves. All of this is done only to stoke the curiosity of the newbie.

Then, the newbie is asked if he'd like to try. When his head is back with his eyes closed, a large cup of water is poured into the funnel.

funny!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

when i read "Seen this done to newbie mechanics in the shop" i was expecting it to be about the trick where one of the older guys asks the newbie to get him a left handed screwdriver.

[Sam]

While at LSU I set all clocks in dorm room ahead two hours.

Roommate heard alarm go off; got up; got dressed; and walked to his 8:00 AM class.

I heard his footsteps coming down the dorm room hallway very slowly when he returned. He opened the door and sat on his bed.

"You got me. You got me really good," he said.

He said that he realized something was wrong when he was walking through the quadrangle and not only was it dark but he was the only one in the place.

We are best friends today, after 43-years of this prank.  

[bilgerat]

Seen this done to newbie mechanics in the shop.

One of the older guys will put a funnel down the front of his pants, so the wide part is facing up towards his chin. He then tilts his head back, closes his eyes and balances a quarter on his chin. Then he slowly tilts his head forward, the object being to drop the quarter into the funnel.

Several other guys will cheer him on and try it themselves. All of this is done only to stoke the curiosity of the newbie.

Then, the newbie is asked if he'd like to try. When his head is back with his eyes closed, a large cup of water is poured into the funnel.

funny!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

when i read "Seen this done to newbie mechanics in the shop" i was expecting it to be about the trick where one of the older guys asks the newbie to get him a left handed screwdriver.

Wire stretcher

Metric adjustable wrench

Can of compression

[MillerTime]

The company I work for moved to a new warehouse that has a motion sensor gate to leave the yard. Once your car gets about 10 feet from the gate it opens. When we first got there not many people new of the motion sensor so we told them it was voice activated. We said you have to stop about 20 feet back and shout the company name out your window and keep moving forward and repeating it until the gate "hears" you. For awhile it was pretty common to see people leaving with their head hanging out the window yelling like idiots. Not everybody found it as amusing as the few people in the know.  

[Steven Ladner]

Seen this done to newbie mechanics in the shop.

One of the older guys will put a funnel down the front of his pants, so the wide part is facing up towards his chin. He then tilts his head back, closes his eyes and balances a quarter on his chin. Then he slowly tilts his head forward, the object being to drop the quarter into the funnel.

Several other guys will cheer him on and try it themselves. All of this is done only to stoke the curiosity of the newbie.

Then, the newbie is asked if he'd like to try. When his head is back with his eyes closed, a large cup of water is poured into the funnel.

I've got to try this on one of my friends

[guitarkid]

I did not do this, but I know the guy who did, he took the new guy's safety glasses and put it all around the outside, and all over the nose piece so he had a nice ring around his face for a while. They practically filled a welders gloves up with the stuff.

                      -gk

  ps- Prussian blue is a lube used in machine shops.

[Daniel My Brother]

I printed out a Gay Pride bumper sticker (not that there's anything wrong with that) and put it on the bumper of a co-worker's truck. He drove around with it for 2 days.

[FordNFishinLover]

At our high school many of our locker open automatically without the combo. And we have a friend that ALWAYS yanks as hard as he can to open his locker.

So one day we go to his locker before the bell rings and manage to take off all the pins and nuts to the lock and stick the door back in. We wait for him to come and stand near his locker as usual and of course here he comes. He YANKS the thing as usual and it slams right into his face. We were dead out laughing now. Soon the principle came and we had to split. Later that day he said that the principle was tickkkkked haha. It was the best prank we done all year.

But one that i did just yesterday day.... Some guys and i were working on my truck and a mower. Well i was messing with my wiring and i was looking through the manual. So i call for my friend and ask him to check the numbers on my carb plate, (they are real small), so as he goes he actully sticks his head right inside the hood and i slam on the horn. He jumps way back and is automatically pis$$ed....

Everyone eles was cracking up including i, but he didnt find it very funny hahaha.

[Captain Obvious]

A friend of mine once got his horn wired to his brake pedal......three weeks later he was taking turns at 30 mph, we had to tell him before he got himself killed........he still doesn't know who did it.

[baboosicbass08]

Not really sure if this falls under practical jokes but i found it to be quite hilarious... went to my buddys college 2 weeks ago and I went outside to grab something i forgot in my car, on the walk back from where i parked i met some girl and was talking to her for awhile then she told me she was an RA (but she was a cool about the normal college activites aka the whole underage drinking) she then asked me if I wanted to mess with my friend (there was over 15 people stuffed in his dormroom drinking, so we went up to his floor i was around the corner and we could hear everyone being pretty loud, she bangs on the door the noise continues and someone asks who is it, she then says "R.A. open up" the room gets dead silent and a minute later someone cracks the door and she opens it and then says okay I need to see the kids whose rooms this is I.D. so my friend and his 2 roomates come outside looking scared as hell, she starts giving them the whole speech of how they're in trouble then I walk around the corner and we tell em we're just messin with em, the look on their face was priceless  ;D ;D ;D

[atx_newbie]

The game of hot beer is always priceless entertainment, but it'll be hard to describe in a post, and for the underage kiddies here, I won't even try.  But if you want to learn the best game ever to prank a buddy at a party, PM me and I'll share.  Below is a picture of me when I "learned" the game.

P.S. the best part of the game is that the prankee is completely unaware until much later.  When this picture was taken, I had no idea what my face looked like.

[nateobot]

Some good office humor is to replace the cream inside oreos with toothpaste.  Takes a little work, but just to get one person to eat it is great fun.

[aceman387]

when we were young kids we used to hang out in front of the grocery store  in town  and we used to take a dollar bill and tape some fishing line on the back of it and set it down in front of the enterance to the grocery store and wait for some one to bend down and we would pull the string,customers used to call us all kinds of names.

[Eddie Munster]

teabagging a sleeping person always makes me laugh uncontrollably although im always a spectator and have not committed the crime myself.

Good way to earn a Darwin Award there. If someone did that to me they'd either lose THAT teabag or their life. Nothing funny about that. Nothing at all.

Here's one I posted in the 'Old People' thread:

Put some zip ties around his driveshaft. When he drives, he'll hear a clicking noise. He stops to investigate, the noise goes away. May take him awhile to figure it out.

[Palomar]

Teabagging : what ever

I personnaly like the instant $10,000 winner fake rub off lotto ticket myself ;D , I don't care what ya say thats funny right there. ;D

[Eddie Munster]

Teabagging : what ever

I personnaly like the instant $10,000 winner fake rub off lotto ticket myself ;D , I don't care what ya say thats funny right there. ;D

+1

My brother in law pulled that on my sister in law. Man, she about cried when they told her. She laughs now though.  

[bigfruits]

teabagging a sleeping person always makes me laugh uncontrollably although im always a spectator and have not committed the crime myself.

Good way to earn a Darwin Award there. If someone did that to me they'd either lose THAT teabag or their life. Nothing funny about that. Nothing at all.

the problem, Eddie, is that you wouldnt know what happened to you until you saw the faceless photograph of the event the next morning in your inbox. and then if you could point out the perpetrator by that pic without having a bean bag line up youd be guilty of a far worse act. (not that theres anything wrong with that).

[Eddie Munster]

teabagging a sleeping person always makes me laugh uncontrollably although im always a spectator and have not committed the crime myself.

Good way to earn a Darwin Award there. If someone did that to me they'd either lose THAT teabag or their life. Nothing funny about that. Nothing at all.

the problem, Eddie, is that you wouldnt know what happened to you until you saw the faceless photograph of the event the next morning in your inbox. and then if you could point out the perpetrator by that pic without having a bean bag line up youd be guilty of a far worse act. (not that theres anything wrong with that).

Well you start asking who did it. No one wants to talk, start breaking things; fingers, arms, etc. Someone will fess up who it is. You could also file assault charges against them and get them tagged as a sex offender. Then who'll have the last laugh when they have to stay away from kids, schools, etc....

Seriously, if the people you're hanging around with think that's funny, I'd get new friends because those aren't friends.

[bigfruits]

you are cordially invited to my slumber party this wkend. BYOB

[MitchIsFishin]

Wrote a fast app that called the .dll that reboots windows. Installed it as the initial startup app on a buddy's PC. He'd boot, it would reboot. Called network services, they couldn't figure it out. I laughed long time.

[nateobot]

Wrote a fast app that called the .dll that reboots windows. Installed it as the initial startup app on a buddy's PC. He'd boot, it would reboot. Called network services, they couldn't figure it out. I laughed long time.

I have a buddy that loves to play video games.  I wrote a simple app that would generate a random number every hour.  If the random number equaled the magic number in the program, then it would swap his mouse buttons around for the next 5 minutes or so.  Also it would randomly reboot his computer.  It was hilarious to swing by his house and listen to him cuss because his computer was jacked and it caused him to die.   ;D