Super User fourbizz Posted April 13, 2009 Super User Posted April 13, 2009 had a burp, fart, or poop, that was so epic, that you were dissapointed that no one was around to enjoy it with you? I just had the perfect belch. An amazing balance of volume, intensity, tone, and character. Quote
Tokyo Tony Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 One time when my brother was about 8 (I was about 12), he pooped at a friend's house and was so psyched about it that he called us all into the bathroom to check it out. It looped around the entire toilet bowl - pretty impressive. However, our ony question was, "Dude, why is there no toilet paper in there." Quote
Super User fishfordollars Posted April 13, 2009 Super User Posted April 13, 2009 Way too much info here... Quote
dave Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Sometimes. I am at work for about 11 hours a day and get to share with my coworkers often. I once made a guy in a car with us, throw up. ;D Quote
Branuss04 Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 I had a poop yesterday that was epic. It was one of those that I held long enough that when I finally let the flood gates open, it brought tears to my eyes. Not even the fart fan could extinguish the havoc I left in my bathroom. I had to evacuate the crime scene for a good 20 minutes until the toxicity of the air was at a safe level.... Quote
1inStripes Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Nothing produces quality gas like a couple of bowls of cabbage beef soup. I guess the combination cabbage, hamburger and kidney beans creates a napolm type solution. One of the funniest nights I have ever had was going and coming back from a playoff football game I reffed with 5 other guys in the car and dropping bombs on them left and right. 1 guys reaction was priceless. The fact it was almost a little less than a 2 hour drive was even better. Quote
Siebert Outdoors Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Sometimes. I am at work for about 11 hours a day and get to share with my coworkers often. I once made a guy in a car with us, throw up. ;D you use the window locks on him? ;D Quote
FordNFishinLover Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Hahahaha, yall are horrible. My step brother used to cup his farts all the time and then throw them in your face. That was never pleasent lol Quote
WIII-60 Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 My step brother used to cup his farts all the time and then throw them in your face. We called that a "cup o' cheese". Quote
mrlitetackle Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 ahhh, man...this thread is horribly awesome. These amazing bodily functions always seem to happen with me when my old lady is around, its a real bummer too, because she usually gets grossed out.....where if i had my fishn'/drinkn' buddies around i would get nothing but praise!!!!! Quote
GLADES Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 I was in a crowded grocery store on a day that i had particulary bad gas. I was looking for a not crowded isle to walk to let it loose. Toilet paper isle as i remember. Well, i let it fly and it was a stinker. I continued shopping and went to the next isle over. A few second later, I heard a mom with kids approaching the fart cloud noxious area. One the little kids exclaimed "mommy, something stinks here". Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted April 13, 2009 Super User Posted April 13, 2009 Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman ( or man) ? Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted April 13, 2009 Author Super User Posted April 13, 2009 Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman ( or man) ? Just your daughter. Quote
1inStripes Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 My step brother used to cup his farts all the time and then throw them in your face. We called that a "cup o' cheese". We referred to it as a fruit cup. Quote
Branuss04 Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman ( or man) ? Just your daughter. - Burned Quote
Super User J Francho Posted April 13, 2009 Super User Posted April 13, 2009 I'm wanted in several states for crimes against municipal sewer systems. Yes, I am actaully full of ----! ;D Quote
Siebert Outdoors Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman ? Sure have. Even said yes to the big question. Quote
MitchIsFishin Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 What a great topic. No, not really. I had a buddy who shared apt. in college. He had a habit (when drunk) of lighting his farts. For craps & giggles one Friday night, we had both had about a case of beer, and he was lighting up. When he closed his eyes, and was ready to light the bomb, I sprayed some hair spray on his jewels. Once he jumped into (and out of) the shower, he was hairless. I did the proper thing though, I apologized, and then drank the rest of his beer. That said, being a pyro was fun........... I'LL COOK YA! Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted April 13, 2009 Super User Posted April 13, 2009 I farted so hard in bed once it WOKE ME UP. I'm not kidding, and I sleep like a dead man. My wife was not amused. I was. Laughed myself to sleep on the couch Quote
Super User Root beer Posted April 13, 2009 Super User Posted April 13, 2009 You know how you get silent but deadly fart? and you're just walking down street, or aisle in a store and just silently let it out well have you guys ever wonder how hard midgets has it? I mean what if you're a midget walking through clouds after clouds of fart? Here a story I'd share with you. My bestfriend's mom actually stopped up a toilet so epically in a hotel in Memphis and got the room free. Hotel thought it was their fault for bad plumbing. ;D ;D They even gave 'em a new room. Quote
Troutfisher Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman ( or man) ? Just your daughter. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted April 14, 2009 Super User Posted April 14, 2009 Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman ( or man) ? Just your daughter. Good point............. I do remember her bringing home a few losers, then she grew up. Bring back memories ? Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted April 14, 2009 Author Super User Posted April 14, 2009 I try to blank out my moose hunting days. Quote
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