Super User fourbizz Posted March 25, 2009 Super User Posted March 25, 2009 Instead of having 5 or 6 beers after dinner to get that nice happy buzz, drink one in the morning before you have eaten. One bottle of a good ale will pick you right up and save you the 4-5 dollars worth of beer neccesary to pack the same punch in the evening. Quote
Super User Sam Posted March 25, 2009 Super User Posted March 25, 2009 Are we talking about alcoholics here? Give up all beer. Lose weight. Save thousands on doctors, tests, hospitals, funerals, etc. Exercise more. Fish more. Love more. Save, save and save. Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted March 25, 2009 Author Super User Posted March 25, 2009 LOL, Sam, explain to me how not drinking beer will keep you from paying for a funeral. Seems to me that that expense may be the only one in the world that is inevitable. Quote
Super User Tin Posted March 25, 2009 Super User Posted March 25, 2009 Also, to save money on beer... Donate blood and replace the traditional apple/orange juice with a brew. Had the effect of a bunch and you just helped people... Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted March 25, 2009 Author Super User Posted March 25, 2009 NOW THAT IS PROGRESSIVE THINKING! Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted March 26, 2009 Super User Posted March 26, 2009 Also, to save money on beer... Donate blood and replace the traditional apple/orange juice with a brew. Had the effect of a bunch and you just helped people... I did this in college. Had a few shots of Barcardi 151 afterward which I do not recommend doing. Quickest and cheapest drunk I have ever been on. I felt like pure hell that evening. Quote
Super User Gone_Phishin Posted March 26, 2009 Super User Posted March 26, 2009 Back in my dorm days, my roommate and I would each pop a couple of his sleeping pills and split a sixer. We would call it Elvis night, with the pills and alcohol and all. No Elvis music, just getting trashed. The night before we all left for Thanksgiving break, we had an Elvis night. It got so freakin' out-of-control, that later we banned Elvis night for good. Quote
Eddie Munster Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 Think I'll save money on beer and just sit next to fourbizz to get the contact buzz. Quote
Super User Tin Posted March 26, 2009 Super User Posted March 26, 2009 Also, to save money on beer... Donate blood and replace the traditional apple/orange juice with a brew. Had the effect of a bunch and you just helped people... I did this in college. Had a few shots of Barcardi 151 afterward which I do not recommend doing. Quickest and cheapest drunk I have ever been on. I felt like pure hell that evening. Your my hero Blaine...151 after giving blood Quote
Stasher1 Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 Are we talking about alcoholics here? Give up all beer. Lose weight. Save thousands on doctors, tests, hospitals, funerals, etc. Exercise more. Fish more. Love more. Save, save and save. My urologist told me to drink beer. It helps keep the kidneys flushed out, and reduces the risk of kidney stones. Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted March 26, 2009 Super User Posted March 26, 2009 It temporarily cures "fat & ugly", too! ;D ;D Quote
bigfruits Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 ive been doing a trick similar to yours, fourbizz, called wake and bake. Quote
Super User Bassin_Fin@tic Posted March 26, 2009 Super User Posted March 26, 2009 ive been doing a trick similar to yours, fourbizz, called wake and bake. Bake @ 4:30 for 20 minutes.Finish with a tall glass of OJ. Time 2 go fishin Quote
bass wrangler569 Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 ive been doing a trick similar to yours, fourbizz, called wake and bake. Is this forum filled with alcholics and hippies lol? Gotta give you props for the Tool lyrics though, silly monkeys... ;D ;D ;D Quote
daviscw Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 I think the best option here is to make your own! Oh, the joys of living in the moonshie capitol of the world... Quote
jimmieO Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 "wake and bake"?????? cookies? cake? muffins? buncha dang hippies. Quote
bass wrangler569 Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 "wake and bake"?????? cookies? cake? muffins? buncha dang hippies. more like "brownies" Quote
bigfruits Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 i dont think hippies are allowed to drive hooks through the faces of fish for fun but i could be wrong... Quote
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