BassnMan Mike Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 A couple more quotes from Tombstone: Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed? Doc Holliday: Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave. Quote
Super User Catt Posted March 1, 2009 Super User Posted March 1, 2009 William Robert (Billy Bob) Thornton in Sling Blade Karl: I like them French fried potaters. Damon Wayans in Major Payne Payne: Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind of that pain? PAYNE: (Facing closet) He in there? TIGER: (nods) PAYNE: (unloads several rounds into the closet) If he's still in there he ain't happy! Quote
Super User Catt Posted March 1, 2009 Super User Posted March 1, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7JB68sLGY8&feature=related Quote
Super User firefightn15 Posted March 1, 2009 Super User Posted March 1, 2009 Damon Wayans in Major Payne PAYNE: (Facing closet) He in there? TIGER: (nods) PAYNE: (unloads several rounds into the closet) If he's still in there he ain't happy! I almost wet myself the first time I saw this part. ;D Quote
Super User Root beer Posted March 1, 2009 Super User Posted March 1, 2009 "I'm your huckleberry" means to accept the challenge and you are the guy that will defeat him. Connor: Jeez! It's a *bleep* six-shooter. *bleep*! Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius. Connor: What the *bleep* were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man? [after Rocco accidentally turns a cat into a splatter on the wall] Murphy: I can't believe that just *bleep* happened! Rocco: Is it dead? Boondock Saint is one amazing movie! Quote
JiggaMan512 Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 "I wish I knew how to quit you" - Brokeback Mountain HAHA. juust kiddin. No Country for Old Men Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her. Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn. Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself. Quote
Super User Dan: Posted March 1, 2009 Super User Posted March 1, 2009 Trailer Park Boys: Ricky:"They're the stupidest f*#$ giraffes in the dumb dumb salad" Stepbrothers: Dale: Did you touch my drum set? Brennan: Nope. Dale: Why are you so sweaty? Brennan: I was watching Cops. Mom: You yelled rape at the top of your lungs. Brennan: But mom, I really thought he was going to rape me. He had the craziest look in his eyes... and I swear at one point he said "let's get it on." Dale: That was about the fighting! Dale: I Quote
CJ Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 I believe it was Unforgiven: "I don't deserve to die!" Eastwood:"Deserve has got nothing to do with it." Open Range: "I'm dying." Duvall:"and what for? A bunch of ole cows!" Forrest Gump: I may not be a very smart man but, I know what love is. Talladega Nights: I'm all jacked up on Mt. Dew! I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! Oh I love that one! That's it boy turn up the heat! Quote
JiggaMan512 Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 Agggh!! Dominion Dan! How could i forget about StepBrothers??!I dont mean to highjack your post, but here are a few of my favorite from StepBrothers... Dale: You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. Dale: I manage a baseball team. Nancy: Oh, little league? Dale: Fantasy league. Quote
guitarkid Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 "We're on a mission from God" if you don't know I am not telling. -gk Quote
FishingPirate Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather I Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted March 1, 2009 Super User Posted March 1, 2009 "I wake up in the mornin' and smell excellence" -Ricky Bobby Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted March 1, 2009 Super User Posted March 1, 2009 "We're on a mission from God" if you don't know I am not telling. -gk Same movie. Chase scene as engine blows and oil sprays all over the windshield - "I think we just threw a rod" "Is that serious" ;D Quote
fathom Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 "said i had no use for a six-shooter...never said i didn't know HOW to use one." quigley Quote
tallydude Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster at your side. AND Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. I use the latter one on my wife when she tries to make me go to church. She HATES it. Quote
Super User Bankbeater Posted March 1, 2009 Super User Posted March 1, 2009 Buford T. Justice: I'm gonna barbeque yo' a%# in molasses! That's an attention-getter. Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted March 2, 2009 Super User Posted March 2, 2009 The Big Lebowski The dude talking to a sheriff TD: " Oh, I'm sorry I wasnt listening" Sheriff strikes him in the head with a coffee mug TD: " *bleep* fascist!!" I cant believe nobody mentioned this one " Madness?....This is SPARTA!!!!" 300 "Hey dont wreck our movie you hoser" Strange Brew "Well, we're all on our way out, act accordingly" The Departed Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted March 2, 2009 Super User Posted March 2, 2009 Buford T. Justice: "Boy, when I get home, I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth" Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted March 2, 2009 Super User Posted March 2, 2009 Wow I'm surprised, no love for Borat. ;D Sleeve of wizard...I still lose it when I watch that part. ;D Quote
Pond Hopper Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 Grumpy old men Goldman: Good morning "richard" head Gustafson: Hello, moron. Quote
jimmieO Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 Wow I'm surprised, no love for Borat. ;D Sleeve of wizard...I still lose it when I watch that part. ;D I've been waiting for someone to throw that line out all day!!!!! (After awesome tongue action) Thees my seester. Number 4 prostitute in all of Kazahkstan. Quote
Calcutta Posted March 2, 2009 Author Posted March 2, 2009 Doctor=Does your dog bite? Old man=No. [Dog bites man] Doctor=I thought you said your dog doesnt bite! Old man=That isnt my dog! Revenge of the pink panther Quote
Ky_Lake_Dude Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 Coach Carter ''Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. '' X2 Jaws "I Think We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat" Quote
Super User cart7t Posted March 2, 2009 Super User Posted March 2, 2009 "Youth is wasted on all the wrong people" - "It's a Wonderful life" "Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes." - back to school Professor Terguson: Is she right? 'Cause I know that's the *popular* version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was *there*. I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. [shouting] Professor Terguson: I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While [shouts] Professor Terguson: girl thingies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and [shouts] Professor Terguson: listening to the d**n Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh! Thornton Melon: Hey Professor, take it easy. These kids were in grade school at the time, and as for me... I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. Professor Terguson: Well thankyou Mr. Helper - Back to School "The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family." - Back to school "Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans." - Office space Bobby Kalzone: Dude, she's like 13. Jeff: Finally! - Drowning Mona Ellen: You're supposed to have that thing in your head that says, "BAD ******* IDEA, BOBBY!" Bobby Kalzone: I do have it! It just didn't work! - Drowning Mona Chief Wyatt Rash: Tell me something Cubby, you notice anything odd lately? Cubby: You mean other than the fact that no one seems to care about this woman's death? Chief Wyatt Rash: Along those lines. Cubby: Hell Wyatt, I've seen people more upset over losing change in a candy machine. - Drowning Mona Just a few that came to mind. Quote
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