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I would sell it and buy a Island for me and Elaine to live on with a big sign

  WELCOME, ENJOY YOUR STAY NOW GO BACK TO WHEREVER IT IS YOU CAME FROM

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Ban the use of the words Farve, T.O, A-Rod, Bonds, Junior....and anything other references to the offending list.....

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Me too!!!! Here in Boyertown PA...am going to try and get to the BPS dinner Next weekend....we'll see.

Looking forward to it. Another couple of inches of ice and snow today in Hazleton

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Get out.  Just windy today here.  I have been to Cabelas yesterday, and online at BPS.  I don't think I can justify buying anymore stuff before I throw a line in the water........Or can I.....??????

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Believe it or not, there is sporting news that takes place outside the east coast. I would try and touch on this. I know, I know, that expo on what David Ortiz eats for breakfast was riveting, and that piece on Derek Jeter's days as the Math Club secretary was very emotional......

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Get out. Just windy today here. I have been to Cabelas yesterday, and online at BPS. I don't think I can justify buying anymore stuff before I throw a line in the water........Or can I.....??????

All summer I spend weekends fishing. All winter I have spent weekends buying stuff!

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Get out. Just windy today here. I have been to Cabelas yesterday, and online at BPS. I don't think I can justify buying anymore stuff before I throw a line in the water........Or can I.....??????

All summer I spend weekends fishing. All winter I have spent weekends buying stuff!

Well, that is one way to convince your wife that fishing is a good thing.

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I would hire Al Michaels and John Madden to do Monday Night Football (and let them stay on NBC for Sunday Night Football too). They need to get rid of Kornheiser, if I couldn't get Michaels and Madden, Kornheiser would definetly go and I'd leave Jaws and Turico there by themselves. I would buy clown suits for Lee Corso and Lou Holtz, I like them both but they are more like sports comedians to me. Mike & Mike would get a prime time slot to break up the Sportscenter overload. We'd need a daily prime time fishing show....how about Ike and Ish in the Evening? Thats a start, any other ideas??

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Chris Berman and Stuart Scott would be the first two people I would fire.  I would then fire anybody that uses a ridiculous tag line.  Tell them they are not Dan Patrick or Keith Olberman, come up with your own persona and shtick.  I would also bring back some more of the obscure sports out there.  Whatever happened to Worlds Strongest Man, water polo, team handball.  Let's go old school ESPN.  And while I'm firing people, Woody Paige and that moron from Chicago who's name I can't remember, here's your pink slip too.

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First, I would apply for stimulus bailout money from the government.  With the money, under the auspice of job creation, start to build non-stop high-speed trains linking major sporting cities, and allow the entire endeavor to be run by unions.  Then when EVERYONE ELSE'S money runs out (that I have been utilizing), file bankruptcy (that is after buying one of those islands Muddy spoke about with the money I siphoned off and hid in Swiss banks).  And then when the grandkids ask me what we used before candles, I would tell them electricity.  

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First, I would apply for stimulus bailout money from the government. With the money, under the auspice of job creation, start to build non-stop high-speed trains linking major sporting cities, and allow the entire endeavor to be run by unions. Then when EVERYONE ELSE'S money runs out (that I have been utilizing), file bankruptcy (that is after buying one of those islands Muddy spoke about with the money I siphoned off and hid in Swiss banks). And then when the grandkids ask me what we used before candles, I would tell them electricity.

You forgot 1.2 mil to decorate your freaking garage and a buyout clause

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I don't know if 1.2 mil will cover it Muddy.  If you thought it was bad last time you visited, you should see it now.  Even I can barely find anything myself anymore.  Can finally walk without pain in the knee.  First warm month we see, I've clean it up.  :-?

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