Pitchinkid Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 So i was doing a little remodeling last night in the ole "MAN CAVE". I moved my fly tying table to another side of the room. I forgot to mention i have the attention span of a 2 year old. Apparently the edge of my table was right over a vent in my house. so i sat down to tie a couple of "AJ Specials", Which consist of a lot of marabou. And as many of you know , marabou, can be moved by an ant fart. About 8 flies into it, i have accumulated a bit of a mess. This is about the time the temperature in my house has went below 64 degrees. At this time the heat kicks on. Feathers all in my eye, throat, and nostril. Looks like i got tea bagged by a chicken. I start to violently cough causing me to fart, thus ruining a pair of boxers(im not going to come out and say it,but you know i done.)In conclusion, pay attetion to what you are doing and clean up your messes as you go. Quote
Branuss04 Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 So.... the morel of the story is don't snort marabou cause you'll poop your pants??? :-/ :-/ Quote
Super User SPEEDBEAD. Posted December 29, 2008 Super User Posted December 29, 2008 Two words.... West Virginia. AJ, you are freakin nut ;D Quote
Pitchinkid Posted December 29, 2008 Author Posted December 29, 2008 So.... the morel of the story is don't snort marabou cause you'll poop your pants??? :-/ :-/ word! Quote
Super User grimlin Posted December 29, 2008 Super User Posted December 29, 2008 ;D...I really needed to laugh today... Thanks and good advice.... Quote
Super User firefightn15 Posted December 29, 2008 Super User Posted December 29, 2008 I love it! ;D Quote
TheBeast Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Well I was gonna suggest I bring up the boat and we get to gether and hit the river maybe in early spring but now I ain't so sure. We may have to borrow Booten's boat and do it. Quote
Super User Maxximus Redneckus Posted December 29, 2008 Super User Posted December 29, 2008 depends or pullups come to mind Quote
CJ Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Yeah A.J, you need to drop the maribou habit man. It sounds like you are only in the experimental stage but it can take you at anytime! LOL I got a bad attention problem too. Funny story man! ;D CJ Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted December 29, 2008 Super User Posted December 29, 2008 I crapped MY pants from laughing... Quote
Super User burleytog Posted December 30, 2008 Super User Posted December 30, 2008 I start to violently cough causing me to fart, thus ruining a pair of boxers(im not going to come out and say it,but you know i done.) Took hold of the back pocket, eh? ;D Quote
Pitchinkid Posted December 30, 2008 Author Posted December 30, 2008 funny thing is CJ ive been tieing flies for about 8 or so years , just havent learned no better. lol yeh i sharted . Must run in the family huh jimzee. lol "run in the family". Lol yeh Burley Quote
Super User burleytog Posted December 30, 2008 Super User Posted December 30, 2008 Must run in the family huh jimzee. lol "run in the family". Oh snap!!!! Quote
zbass Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 I've heard of some strange things people due for a "buzz", but never maribou and feathers! You're livin' on the edge, edge of sanity! SHARTED!! Good one Quote
The_Natural Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Sounds like your sorter is broken. Quote
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