The Bobbits in the News Again!

[Muddy]

Hey Fellas: This time it's Lorina's Sister. She seems to be following in her famous sister's footsteps

 Angered by her boyfriends infidelity it seems she tried her sister home surgical revenenge. She missed and stabbed him in his upper thigh, she has been arrested on a lesser charge

A Missed the Weiner !

[Olebiker]

Go to your room, Dom.  For your penance you must say 10 Hail Marys, 10 Our Fathers, and listen to the entire catalogue of Barry Manilow.

[Muddy]

The Barry Manilow thing violates my constitutional rights against cruel and unusual punishment

[bilgerat]

John Bobbit just got arrested for getting a little too frisky with a dancer at a "gentleman's club"

He was charged with assault with a dead weapon. :-X

[Muddy]

This thread is the cutting edge of humor

[frogtog]

Them Bobbit's have always been know for cutting people short.

[Long Mike]

John Bobbit just got arrested for getting a little too frisky with a dancer at a "gentleman's club"

He was charged with assault with a dead weapon. :-X

Don't you mean assault with a missing weapon?

[bilgerat]

Long Mike - What IS that thing in your avatar? Is that a jar of pickled eggs or something like that? It's creepin' me out

[burleytog]

Mmmmm....pickled eggs  

[Muddy]

That's just what you need for your gout

[Long Mike]

OK, at the risk of hi-jacking the thread, it is an un-retouched photo of a jar of pickled eggs that I brewed up. By sheer coincidence, the spices in the jar settled out to form the sad face. The frown is cayenne pepper. The eyes are peppercorns. If you look closely, there is a nose made of lemon seed and a couple of tears coming from the eye on the left; also made of lemon seed.

[burleytog]

That's just what you need for your gout

Hush!  When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!   ;D