Worst Christmas Gift ever....

[Branuss04]

Mine was a hooded scooby doo sweatshirt that said "Too Cool".... I was 18 :-/!!!! My girlfriends mom got it for me. It was a little small for me, probably cause it was a womens size . It was pretty awful. I had to pretend I was "Too Cool" and wear it for the night. The next morning I went straight to Good Will!!

What's the worst Christmas gift you've ever received?

Have any of you guys got one of those presents that you had to "pretend" to like?

[fourbizz]

Not so much Christmas presents.

Krista makes me pretend to like you though.

[zbass]

I'm a big Dale Sr. fan. My step mother is a sewing fanatic. Has a special room and multithousand dolloar machines.

Opened the box and saw Dale Sr. fabric. I thought this might be cool. OOPS! Pulled it out and she was very proud of this "coat" that the arms were 3/4 length and the coat was almost too my knees. Would make some short old lady a great house coat. Oh, did I mention it was sewed upside down!

Never wore it but get asked about it and if I want another every year.

[Maxximus Redneckus]

fruitcake blahhhhhh

[daviscw]

I got a calendar one year.

Pi**ed me off...

[Red]

i think it was the first x-mas being married to my wife, and we spent it with my folks.  she got me a new pillow, hair gel and a brush!!  man she learned a good lesson that year and hasnt screwed it up again yet.  i guess she just didnt know what to get me.  now she buys me Revo's and daiwas and cranks and jigs and stuff.  way better!!

[Muddy]

Tighty Whities from my aunt... I only wear boxers :-/

[bilgerat]

Instant Fisherman complete with Flying Lures.

Still got it in the original box. Start the bidding.

[Tokyo Tony]

Little stones with inspirational words like "hope" and "success" engraved in them. Honestly, as a straight male, what the deuce am I supposed to do with something like that?

[Muddy]

Throw them at LBH's Boat !!! ;D

[burleytog]

I don't know yet.  I haven't gotten my exchange gift.

[aceman387]

last year my inlaws gave me the  brute gift set  comes with deoderant stick and bottle of cologne . shows what they think of me. that gift set probably set them back a couple bucks at walmart.  i didnt even know brute was still made  

[firefightn15]

Tube socks >

Ditto on the fruit cake also.  Does anyone actually eat that stuff?

[Pond Hopper]

My grandma got me a sweater vest last year... no thanks.  

And a girl I was "seeing" got me yankees boxers.  

Both ended up in a fire

[Hookemdown.]

My sister bought me a Longhorns shirt one year.

She said "you like this team right?"

ummmm.... no.

Bad gifts really don't make me mad though, I believe in the "it's the thought that counts"  philosophy.  (But a few Revos every now and then don't hurt)

[Branuss04]

Not so much Christmas presents.

Krista makes me pretend to like you though.

HAR HAR HAR!!!

I now have a new "Worst Christmas Gift Ever".  Thanks Krista!!!  Will she let me return it ;D

[farmpond1]

Never put the phrase "fishing gear" on your wish list unless you want to wind up with a bunch red and white plastic bobbers, a bunch of cricket hooks, and a cheap nylon stringer.

[deadeye32.]

I recieved some pretty bad ones over the years from the inlaws, but the worst had to be "The McDonalds Gift Card".  I went to order a number 7 filet O fish value meal, and ended up owing $2 and some change.  Thats right the gift card was for $3.

[Olebiker]

last year my inlaws gave me the brute gift set comes with deoderant stick and bottle of cologne . shows what they think of me. that gift set probably set them back a couple bucks at walmart. i didnt even know brute was still made

Brut is sponsoring the Sun Bowl this year.  

[atx_newbie]

I can't really think of anything in particular, but I'm sure it was clothes of some kind back when I was like 10.

Funny thing is, now I wish people would buy me clothes.

[Zel]

Tiny Tim's Tiptoe Through The Tulips on 45.  That was the Christmas after I sneaked off and went to Woodstock (I was 12).  

[Bassin_Fin@tic]

A tiny one tray Flambeau box,assorted pack of red and white bobbers,snelled eagle claw hooks,and a nylon stringer that I got last year from my girlfriends mom. I was just thinking "is this some kind of joke??!!"

[Tokyo Tony]

I recieved some pretty bad ones over the years from the inlaws, but the worst had to be "The McDonalds Gift Card". I went to order a number 7 filet O fish value meal, and ended up owing $2 and some change. Thats right the gift card was for $3.

IMO, this is the winner. Not only was it a gift certificate to McDonald's, but it was for $3. Them's fightin' words  ;D

[Bassboss]

A Yankees hat!  >

[grimlin]

I recieved some pretty bad ones over the years from the inlaws, but the worst had to be "The McDonalds Gift Card". I went to order a number 7 filet O fish value meal, and ended up owing $2 and some change. Thats right the gift card was for $3.

I'd be somewhat ticked at that.

My work was the worst for me...giving me a $1.00 off some fancy restaurant.I didn't want to look like an idiot so i never used them.