WAL MART FISHING ASSOCIATE

[Muddy]

Manager to new Associate Muddy: " I am leaving you alone for the first time , let's see how good you do"

He returns 2 hours later ans I have only rung up one sale for $3,283.28

He says" Great I leave you alone for 2 hours and you have an over-ring"

Muddy: "Nope I made that sale"

Manager:" EXPLAIN< PLEASE EXPLAIN"

Muddy' " Guy was walking by the asile, we said hello and i pointed out we had snelled hooks on sale. He started asking some questions about hooks, and we got to rods and reels. I explained to him about technique specific fishing so he bought 3 bait casting outfits and 2 spinning rigs.

' Then I suggested an array of soft plastics, cranks, minnow sticks, lipless cranks,spoons, spinnerbaits, top waters and our whole catalog of soft plastics. THE MONKEY WAS ON THIS GUY HARD!

Then i got around to tackle storge: Plastic Planos, 3 OcheeChobee Fats large bags, Reel covers and a hard rod tube

Then one of our Pelican 8 Foot Pontoons on sale for 400bucks, 2 padded seats to switch out the cheap ones,Minkota 36# thrust trolling motor, Ever start marine battery and the Eagle Fishfinder on sale

"

He went for all of it and bought the whole deal!"

The Manager still shocked asked" You sold over 3 grand worth of fishing equipment to a guy looking at snelled hooks"

Muddy" Actually he wasn't looking for fishing equipment at first'

Manager " What was he looking for?"

Muddy:" Midol and Tampax for his wife. I said you have nothing to do this weekend anyway, why not try fishing"

[Grey Wolf]

Dat's funny.  

[Root beer]

Muddy, you stole that joke you, mook!

[Muddy]

Yea I did right off here last year :

[Dan:]

good one, Muddy.  

I'm not sure that my Wal Mart has 3 grands worth of fishing tackle...