CALLING TEAM PAMPERS!

[Hookemdown.]

300 members of Team Pampers have been fighting for days against a force that outnumbers us  500 to 1.  Don't you dare talk about self sufficient.

[Tin]

I can cook, clean house, do the laundry, grocery shop, & sew a button on a shirt, all after a 10/12 shift; still do 90% of the cooking around the house.

It's called being self sufficient

It's called being whipped and not wearing the pants. When Pamperites are not wearing any pants, chances are they had to do things you couldn't.

[Catt]

It's called being a momma's boy; momma's got to dress you, momma's got to feed you, momma's got to burp you, grow up already.  

[SPEEDBEAD.]

I can cook, clean house, do the laundry, grocery shop, & sew a button on a shirt, all after a 10/12 shift; still do 90% of the cooking around the house.

It's called being self sufficient

You have it somewhat right.  Team Pampers can call it self sufficiency.  Amazing that I can do all those too.   :

Team Depends calls it remaining "active".

[RiskKid.]

I can cook, clean house, do the laundry, grocery shop, & sew a button on a shirt, all after a 10/12 shift; still do 90% of the cooking around the house.

It's called being self sufficient

You have it somewhat right. Team Pampers can call it self sufficiency. Amazing that I can do all those too. :

Team Depends calls it remaining "active".

Sounds like * has graduated to Team Underoos!  ;D ;D

[Muddy]

Sounds Risky to me