Super User Hookemdown. Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 Alright boys, we're outnumbered 5 to 1, but we're not outmatched. Our strength, agility, and wit will prevail in the upcoming battles. The winter will be long, so expect some casualties. We need to band together against the evil Depends brigade, who are out to steal our women and burn our churches. This doth I proclaim: "I am Hookemdown, and I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men, and free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?" "Fight and you may die. Run and you will live, at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!" I smell victory in the air. Nominations are now open for our battle theme Quote
mattm Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 I expect a big winter from all our younger members since this will be my last one on this side. Am I just neutral next year or is it a clean break. Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 I expect a big winter from all our younger members since this will be my last one on this side. Am I just neutral next year or is it a clean break. Neither, you are beheaded and your body burned like that of a Greek hero. It should be an honor. Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 steal our women and burn our churches. I do that. So am I a member of Team Depends? :-? Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted November 13, 2008 Author Super User Posted November 13, 2008 steal our women and burn our churches. I do that. So am I a member of Team Depends? :-? Mother Hookem says you're not a big boy yet, so no. Quote
daviscw Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 I'm here, and ready to rage/steal women/do whatever we do! Quote
Super User Catt Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 Our strength, agility, and wit will prevail in the upcoming battles. No match for old age & treachery Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 I was wondering how long it would take one of you to push your walker into this thread Catt Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 You don't smell victory,....Muddy farted. You can keep the churches, we got our own, but we'll take the women off your hands if you ever figure out how to get them. Keep rallying though, we are finding it pretty amusing. Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 Quick!!! Somebody get him a booster seat so he can better enjoy the show!! But step wisely or LBH and the rest of his orange haired buddies will cart you off to a different part of the chocolate factory Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 I make a motion that we trade Hookem and a second round pick to Team Depends in exchange for Muddy. All in favor..... Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 I make a motion that we trade Hookem and a second round pick to Team Depends in exchange for Muddy. All in favor..... Wow,...meds are kickin' in Tin? ;D Everyone knows that loyalty is the last thing an Italian from Brooklyn would sacrifice. Good luck with that,lol. All you did here was offend Hookem, the one guy on your team with the wit to attack back. We'll gladly take him iff your hands just the same though. On a nicer note though, you are exempt from my comment about getting women,...for obvious reasons if you knew Tin,.....but that's a given, you were born in RI, your talent is inherited. Bizz- I'm glad your tall,.....it gives me more of you to dislike. Quote
slomoe Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 We have captured Avid and Long Mike, and have been making them sword fight for their medication... Quote
Super User Sam Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 This is dumb. Did I miss something? I thought Solmoe's breaking news is that he finally caught a bass this year. ;D Quote
guitarkid Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 5:2 I am in this one with you guys. -gk Quote
Super User SPEEDBEAD. Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 This is dumb. Did I miss something? I thought Solmoe's breaking news is that he finally caught a bass this year. ;D Yep Sam, you missed the bus for Team Depends. It comes around once per hour, so take your nap and someone will wake you up when it's there. ;D Matt, this will also be my last year for the team. I think I may forego to whole "head chopping and burning" though.... Quote
Super User Muddy Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 I make a motion that we trade Hookem and a second round pick to Team Depends in exchange for Muddy. All in favor..... Hey Tin, when the meds wear off , look in the mirror ,LOOK I THINK THATS A HAIR ON YOUR FACE not in a 1,000 yearss Quote
Pond Hopper Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 I make a motion that we trade Hookem and a second round pick to Team Depends in exchange for Muddy. All in favor..... Hey Tin, when the meds wear off , look in the mirror ,LOOK I THINK THATS A HAIR ON YOUR FACE not in a 1,000 yearss What about where Team Depends has hairs growing out of??? Quote
Super User Muddy Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 What was that grasshopper>>>OPPPS my mistake Pond hopper ;D Quote
Super User Muddy Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 Hey 4bizz I guess being 6'8" causes to to constantly inhale O2 depleted air, sit down , take a few breaths and see the reality of it all : Quote
=Matt 5.0= Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 We have captured Avid and Long Mike, and have been making them sword fight for their medication... EPIC! Oh man I'm crying right now. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
Siebert Outdoors Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 Well guys I'm in team depends. Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 Hey 4bizz I guess being 6'8" causes to to constantly inhale O2 depleted air, sit down , take a few breaths and see the reality of it all : LOL! Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 13, 2008 Super User Posted November 13, 2008 On a nicer note though, you are exempt from my comment about getting women,...for obvious reasons if you knew Tin Respect..... 8-) Quote
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