YOU ARE IN THE ARMY NOW

[Muddy]

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a West Virgina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.  

[.ghoti.]

bounce worthy

[Bassn Blvd]

Shizaaaam!  

[Fisher of Men]

That kind of reminds me of the "Write your weight on the bathroom stall so we know how much to dip out." comment.

;D

[low_pro]

hilarious...

[Infidel.]

Good one.  Don't know what it funnier.  The punch line or Muddy spelling Virginia, "Virgina."  Just has a funny ring to it when pronounced that way.  

[Muddy]

Hey I take credit for my many mispelled words, I actually cut this from an email I recived from a friend and Pasted it here, so I  must fess up and admit this one is not mine

[Long Mike]

Good one. Don't know what it funnier. The punch line or Muddy spelling Virginia, "Virgina." Just has a funny ring to it when pronounced that way.

Although I am greatly tempted, I wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot pole. Rest easy Mods.