toby keith shaves his armpits

[aceman387]

my wife just informed me about this little tid bit from her people magazine he says in the article he shaves his armpits because he sweats alot on stage ,my wife asked if i was next i told her i would consider it if it would improve my casting distance by 5 yards or so or help me rake the front yard faster. i told her maybe in his latest song she never cried in front of me  he should have worded it, HE never cried in front of me . what do you guys think  ?

[Fisher of Men]

Geeze,  I thought the brand of underwear and cologne threads were bad, but this one takes the cake.  If this is any indicator of how bad our winter is, look out.  :

BTW-  No, I will NEVER shave any part of my body except for my face or head.  God put that hair there for a reason.

[flechero]

It's certainly winter somewhere!  I thank God for Texas winters and power plant lakes!!!  It's never winter for more than a day or two in central Tx.  

[Grey Wolf]

my wife just informed me about this little tid bit from her people magazine he says in the article he shaves his armpits because he sweats alot on stage ,my wife asked if i was next i told her i would consider it if it would improve my casting distance by 5 yards or so or help me rake the front yard faster. i told her maybe in his latest song she never cried in front of me he should have worded it, HE never cried in front of me . what do you guys think ?

Find something to do if you can't go fishing and keep this stuff between you and wifey.

[Muddy]

Wow, thats what Spears said, becuse it gets too hot and sweaty on stage

[Fisher of Men]

my wife just informed me about this little tid bit from her people magazine he says in the article he shaves his armpits because he sweats alot on stage ,my wife asked if i was next i told her i would consider it if it would improve my casting distance by 5 yards or so or help me rake the front yard faster. i told her maybe in his latest song she never cried in front of me he should have worded it, HE never cried in front of me . what do you guys think ?

BTW-  What does shaving your pits have to do with stopping sweat?  Has the man every heard of anti-perspirant?  

[grimlin]

This thread is awesome!

Cheered my day right up!

[aceman387]

toby gave a good response to the reporter who noticed his bare underarms firing back at him ,you dont have a man crush do you?. you want to know if i shave anything else.

[dave]

I use clippers.  Helps with the sweat in the hair and festering,  the stink...need I continue?  You'll also not be walking around with those tufts sticking out when you wear a tank top or go shirtless.  Rock those clippers in other places and see whether your wives and girlfriends appreciate it.

[BucketmouthAngler13]

If it gets in the way why don't you just braid it then tie it in a knot?

(ouchhhh that would hurt so bad haha)

Besides, you never know when you might be stuck on an island and you have to pull them out and tie them in long strings to use for fishing, rope, dental floss, ext.

[Tin]

I don't know about his issues. But I do know there is nothing worse than the combination of body hair, Under Amor, and hockey gear.  

[aceman387]

i remember back in the highschool days me and a friend too a trip to the state fair in springfield and  i walked up to one of the tents for something to eat and the girl who was working  walked up to me with shorts and a tank top and she had hairy legs and hairy armpits hippie like lookin i walked outta there thinkin good luck sellin some food at this tent

[Tokyo Tony]

Dudes shaving their armpits is definitely not a heterosexual act.

[=Matt 5.0=]

[guitarkid]

Wow this thread is not awkward at all!!

             -gk

[mattm]

Hilarious Matt 5.0.

Just one more fact in me coming to the conclusion that Toby Keith was put on earth for no good reason.  Him and Kenny Chesney pretty much run 1 and 2 on this list depending on who has released a song most recently.

[bilgerat]

Real men should look like they have Don King in a headlock.