Super User fourbizz Posted October 31, 2008 Super User Posted October 31, 2008 When your girlfriend/wife is experiencing her monthly visitor and treating you poorly, the appropriate response is NOT: "If you don't knock it off, I'll reach down there and pull start you like a chainsaw" Apparently, this is not viewed as the humorous jab you were intending it to be. : That is all. Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted October 31, 2008 Super User Posted October 31, 2008 Was I the only one laughing out loud even before I opened this thread? ;D Quote
Super User Tin Posted October 31, 2008 Super User Posted October 31, 2008 Same here. I knew it would be interesting. ;D Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted October 31, 2008 Super User Posted October 31, 2008 I send my girl out into the woods until her friend leaves. Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted October 31, 2008 Author Super User Posted October 31, 2008 That was not all apparently. My misery has continued the last few minutes. I was able to come up with one more zinger that she was not impressed by: Grab cigarette lighter. Walk back into the room and ask: "You wanna be a bottle rocket for halloween?" Quote
Super User burleytog Posted October 31, 2008 Super User Posted October 31, 2008 That reminds me of a great story that cannot be told here. Quote
Super User Catt Posted October 31, 2008 Super User Posted October 31, 2008 Was I the only one laughing out loud even before I opened this thread? ;D Yes & no; figured I would LMAO or regret it Quote
Super User Sam Posted October 31, 2008 Super User Posted October 31, 2008 I guess we have another Ann Landers on this site to help us out. ;D Or a Dr. Ruth. ;D ;D ;D Quote
Super User Bassin_Fin@tic Posted October 31, 2008 Super User Posted October 31, 2008 That is just wrong Nothing wrong with being wrong though,right? Quote
Super User firefightn15 Posted October 31, 2008 Super User Posted October 31, 2008 The bottle rocket theory gets a thumbs up! Quote
Super User Tin Posted October 31, 2008 Super User Posted October 31, 2008 " I'll reach down there and pull start you like a chainsaw" I would have figured that was your pick-up line in those San Francisco area bars? :-X Quote
Siebert Outdoors Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Was I the only one laughing out loud even before I opened this thread? ;D Yes & no; figured I would LMAO or regret it Pretty much sums it up. ;D Quote
Pitchinkid Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Has anybody seen the movie KIDS. If so, think of the part when Casper drinks the Kool-Aid. enough said Quote
slomoe Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Has anybody seen the movie KIDS. If so, think of the part when Casper drinks the Kool-Aid. enough said "I'm Casper, the friendly ghost / The dopest ghost in town........" great movie ;D Quote
The_Natural Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 My wife's 'friend' hasn't visited in 9 years. Depo is the way to go... Quote
Tokyo Tony Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 " I'll reach down there and pull start you like a chainsaw" I would have figured that was your pick-up line in those San Francisco area bars? :-X ;D Nice Quote
bmadd Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 I wonder if he spent anytime in a lonely lumber town... Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted November 1, 2008 Super User Posted November 1, 2008 Knew the moment I read the title it was going to be a funny story. Quote
Super User Muddy Posted November 1, 2008 Super User Posted November 1, 2008 This is why you spend more time fishing with Braus than home with the little lady ;D Quote
Branuss04 Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 This is why you spend more time fishing with Braus than home with the little lady ;D Quote
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