......and then the fight started.

[jbass]

My wife ask me what was on tv tonite, I said dust, and then the fight started.

[Catt]

[Sam]

You are supposed to add to the posts with something that ends with "and then the fight started."

We had this post a few months ago so if you search the site you can use what the guys posted before.  ;D

[llPa1nll]

"I swear officer she told me she was 18", and then the fight started.

[Jake P]

My wife told me to make love to her like in the movies so I did, now shes mad cause she found out we don't watch the same movies, and then the fight started....

[Root beer]

My wife told me to make love to her like in the movies so I did, now shes mad cause she found out we don't watch the same movies, and then the fight started....

I can't beat that one. That was funny.

[atx_newbie]

My wife told me to make love to her like in the movies so I did, now shes mad cause she found out we don't watch the same movies, and then the fight started....

I can't beat that one. That was funny.

x2  ;D ;D

[grimlin]

We got lost,wife told me go ask for directions.I told her i knew where i am.10 minutes later pass a sign that says "now entering canada"...and then the fight started.

[roadwarrior]

No, it doesn't make you look fat, you are fat!

...and then the fight started.

8-)

[.ghoti.]

No, those jeans don't make your butt look big, your butt makes those jeans look small. And then the fight started.

[foul hooked]

Made a comment on the Bassresource forum that the Revo's brakes stink, then the fight started.

[Muddy]

She asked me to take her somewhere she hadn't been for a while

I suggested the kitchen or the bedroom ;D

.........then the fight started

[mase088]

She asked me why I wouldn't let her take the car, I said because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom...and then the fight started.

[Jake P]

She asked me why I wouldn't let her take the car, I said because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom...and then the fight started.

Now THAT is hilarious!

[Root beer]

She told me money was tight and I was going have to give up beer and I was like why can't you give up the makeups that stuff is expensive and she said i need make up to look pretty for you....and I finally said that what beer does and the fight started.

[Jake P]

I was trying to watch the football game, then the fight started.

[Muddy]

Overheard at lunch the other day; 2 ladies were talking:

  While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.

'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'

'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one"

..........and then the fight started

[Palmetto Fisherman]

I said, "You can't cut me off. You dont know where all I'm getting it" and then the fight started

[bilgerat]

She asked me what time it was. I said there's a clock on the stove. Been eatin' sandwiches for a week.

[Volman482]

I said "look everybody, she put Joy in the dishwasher", and then the fight started! (Really happened)

[guitarkid]

Went to the drag strip and said tuners and crotch rockets suck......then the fight started.

                                               -sm

[bilgerat]

True story from a couple of years ago. We had been fighting all day. She decides to go visit her mom. Me and the kids in the living room as she's about to leave. Mr. Don't Know When To Shut Up (that would be me) says "Well, what are WE gonna have for dinner ?" She storms into the kitchen, I hear the freezer door open, next thing I see is a huge pack of frozen chicken breasts flying at me followed by some frozen vegetables, etc." Here's your @#$% dinner" she's yelling at me. Kids are laughing their butts off. Even I laughed about it after the shock wore off. What a woman. Then the fight ended.

[Fishing Doug]

True story:

She sends me an email earlier this week with a link to a dress she wants to buy and asks "can I get it?". My response "I don't know, have you earned it?"....then the fight started.

I was kidding with her....but she did not interpret it that way over email....

FD

[fishingfourfun]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, ' Do you know her? '

'Yes, ' I sighed, ' She ' s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn ' t been sober since. '

'My God! ' says my wife, ' Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long? ' And that ' s when the fight started.

[moby bass]

I took my wife to the movies the other night and she said she needed to use the restroom.  I said the sign on the door says ladies, but go in anyway.....and then the fight started.