a little history, the first ever box score

[.ghoti.]

Outside a small Macedonian village, close to the border between Greece and strife-torn Yugoslavia, a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent.

She is the last caretaker of a site of significant historic developments. The convent once served as a base for the army of Attila the Hun.

In more ancient times, a Greek temple to Eros, the god of love, occupied the hilltop site.

The Huns are believed to have first collected and then destroyed a large gathering of Greek legal writs at the site. It is believed that Attila wanted to study the Greek legal system and had the writs and other documents brought to the temple.

When the Greek Church took over the site in the 15th Century and the convent was built, church leaders ordered the pagan statue of Eros destroyed, so another ancient Greek treasure was lost.

Today, there is only the lone sister, watching over the old Hun base.

And that's how it ends: No Huns, no writs, no Eros, and nun left on base.

[Grey Wolf]

AMUSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bassn Blvd]

That is great!  How in the heck did you or whomever make that up?

[Muddy]

Ghoti should have listened to the emcee at Woodstock when he said, BE CAREFULL AND DO NOT TAKE THE PRUPLE PILLS!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY MAY SOMEDAY WEAR OFF