George Welcome Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan. Quote
Super User SPEEDBEAD. Posted October 9, 2008 Super User Posted October 9, 2008 THAT....IS....AWESOME!!! ;D Quote
TournyFish001 Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 too funny- now that is some thinking right there Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 There's a basket we can put ALL the (k)eggs in Quote
BassResource.com Advertiser FD. Posted October 9, 2008 BassResource.com Advertiser Posted October 9, 2008 That's George, our very own certifiable financial planner... Quote
fivesixone Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 LOL! This was posted a few days ago... I used it for my AIM profile for a little while, haha.. Still funny though!! ;D ;D ;D Quote
moby bass Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 My sister sent this plan to me today. I think if I have any money left in my IRA when this debacle is over I will try this investment. I may only be able to afford a 6 pack. Quote
Super User cart7t Posted October 9, 2008 Super User Posted October 9, 2008 $700 billion dollars divided by 100 million Americans = $7000 worth of beer per legal age american. Talk about your recovery plans. We'll all need to be taking the 12 steps when this mess ends. Quote
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