frogtog Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. ;D Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted October 1, 2008 Super User Posted October 1, 2008 That's why you short sell... Quote
aceman387 Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 back in a minute i gotta run to the liqour store. Quote
fivesixone Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 Dude, you just solved my savings problems... RECYCLE! ;D Quote
heathen Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 Definitely going to have to try and convince the wife of that one ;D Quote
Super User burleytog Posted October 1, 2008 Super User Posted October 1, 2008 This is why all beer purchased by my household comes in cans. Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted October 1, 2008 Super User Posted October 1, 2008 This is why all beer purchased by my household comes in cans. Burley is a beer drinker? Judging by his personality, I've always thought of him as a wine guy. : Quote
Super User Tin Posted October 1, 2008 Super User Posted October 1, 2008 This is why all beer purchased by my household comes in cans. Burley is a beer drinker? Judging by his personality, I've always thought of him as a wine guy. : Naaa, wine coolers, crepes, and croissants. Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted October 1, 2008 Super User Posted October 1, 2008 This is why all beer purchased by my household comes in cans. Burley is a beer drinker? Judging by his personality, I've always thought of him as a wine guy. : Naaa, wine coolers, crepes, and croissants. Just say, "I like really thin pancakes" Quote
Super User burleytog Posted October 1, 2008 Super User Posted October 1, 2008 I used to be a wine guy, never drank merlot. Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted October 1, 2008 Super User Posted October 1, 2008 And here I thought Burley was all about quiche and mimosas. Quote
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