bow huntin wife

[aceman387]

i have a wife who ventures out in the boat with me once in awhile (wanna screw up your concentration while your hunting a trophy largemouth bring your wife along and make sure she brings her cellphone along so  her daughters can call every 15min to chit chat l) i know what you guys are thinking speak up be a man ,heres the problem her other recent hobby she took up is archery , bowhunting to be exact my 7ft medium shimano crucial rod is know match for a mathews bow complete with raczor broadheads , ive seen her grouping these arrows on her target frankly its frieghting   in the past i never did the dishes  or laundry  even bother picking up my clothes arond the house , lately its changed im like a newborn nanny  around here i even catch myself answering  yes deer i mean yes dear,i even catch myself actualy listening when she talks to me , back when i first met her a few years back she was a city girl never fished never hiked never had a tick on her ,hell , a couple years back she would have me pick up bags of corn on the way home so she could feed the pretty deer. now a couple years later she is asking what can we throw out of the freezer so we have room for venison huh! the other problem is fishing  as all of us know can be an expensive hobby especialy when the bait monkey rears its ugly head but as you bowhunters no it  is nothing compared to bowhunting ,my wifes bowhunting bait monkey appears to  have a larger appetiite than my fishing bait monkey in other words my wifes new hobby is competing for the acemans savings, at this rate the dream of owning a loomis rod some day in the near future seems  that a dream. what would you guys do?  i gotta go she asked me to vacum the house , yes deer ii mean yes dear im gonna do it right now  . mouseman 387, i mean aceman387  ( p. s.  wed is her first daydeer hunting i will let you guys know how it went. )    

[Grey Wolf]

When mama kills her first deer , just make sure you are there to drag it out for her.

[Siebert Outdoors]

if she gets one make sure you hand her the knife. ;D

[mayassa]

Nice story, my wife will fish now and then and will pick out lures for me, but there is no joy on the hunting.  She will shoot skeet and my handguns for fun.

[Olebiker]

I would be really tickled if I could ever get my wife to do anything outdoors with me.  You're a lucky guy.

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