Words Of Wisdom For Men

[Catt]

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F* YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[fishinfiend]

That is so true  ;D The youngsters on this board should read that list long and hard.  

[Muddy]

Hey Catt I am somewhat dissapointed, you usually give very helpful and true information

5 minutes: when given to us by a woman, in the course of watching a game is actually  2 minutes, in woman time. What are you trying to do confuse the younger fellas here?

[Bankbeater]

You forgot to mention that if any of these are used with a stare, you might as well just pack it in.

[Olebiker]

Fine - a word that a man should never use when his wife asks, "How, do I look in this."

What she will hear is, "Hey, that's as good as you are gonna ever look so quit bothering me while I watch this ball game."

[-HAWK-]

This is SOO True..  ;D

[Branuss04]

wow guys, as a "youngster" on the board it's just sooooo much information to take it  ;D .   Hold on, let me take notes!!!!!

[Mobydick]

This post brought me to think of my ex, I had learned all those words, more, and what they meant, man, was that ever fun. ;D More than once she threatened to break my rod, what worried me was that it would be one of my fishin rods. :-/

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

wow guys, as a "youngster" on the board it's just sooooo much information to take it  ;D .   Hold on, let me take notes!!!!!

Save the ink man,....these lessons don't sink in till they are pounded in with a shoe, household appliance, ashtray or anything light enough for her to throw.

[Muddy]

For us Italian guys, the missle of choice is WOODEN SPOON

[Raul]

For us Italian guys, the missle of choice is WOODEN SPOON

Hispanic women can be meaner than a motherless goat, their weapon of choice is that grinding stone ( called "tejolote" ) they use to grind salsa on a molcajete.

See that little stone inside ? that 's it !  

[Branuss04]

wow guys, as a "youngster" on the board it's just sooooo much information to take it ;D . Hold on, let me take notes!!!!!

Save the ink man,....these lessons don't sink in till they are pounded in with a shoe, household appliance, ashtray or anything light enough for her to throw.

Does an 8in hudd count.  My ex threw a hudd at me once, good thing it was a ROF 5 so i didn't have a hook on it.  

Lets just say I violated #4.  At the time, I though it was an invitation... I was wrong