frogtog Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 THREE SOUTHERN BOYS Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Steve and Tony. The three men had always done everything together. Steve arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Steve said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Steve said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.' The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Tony in to confirm. 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Tony said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' 'Well, Bubba had two asxholes.' 'What? He had two asxholes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen em,' but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two asxholes.? HAVE A GREAT DAY !!!!!!!!! Quote
Super User Bankbeater Posted September 3, 2008 Super User Posted September 3, 2008 Funny One!! ;D Quote
guitarkid Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 R.I.P. Bubba maybe your 6500 bottle rockets set you on fire. (look at redneck fireworks) -tumnus Quote
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