guitarkid Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 While Muddy started it with his drag the dog thing, I think I could beat him with these. Round square bails being outlawed in South Carolina because........... Cows can not get a Square meal! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! -formerly searoach Quote
Super User burleytog Posted August 14, 2008 Super User Posted August 14, 2008 'Round square bails'? :-? Quote
Still a Bigbuckifan Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 I think he ment round hay bails Quote
daviscw Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 Haha, that joke was butchered. Nice try searoach! Quote
guitarkid Posted August 14, 2008 Author Posted August 14, 2008 I think he ment round hay bails Yep I meant that, But still corny Huh? -formerly searoach Quote
guitarkid Posted August 14, 2008 Author Posted August 14, 2008 Did you guys hear about the shoe store that burned? A thousand soles were lost!!!! -formerly searoach Quote
Super User burleytog Posted August 14, 2008 Super User Posted August 14, 2008 I think he ment round hay bails What's a 'hay bail'? Some sort of bucket for grass? Quote
guitarkid Posted August 14, 2008 Author Posted August 14, 2008 I think he ment round hay bails What's a 'hay bail'? Some sort of bucket for grass? Them dern city slickers!! -tumnus Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted August 14, 2008 Super User Posted August 14, 2008 I think he ment round hay bails What's a 'hay bail'? Some sort of bucket for grass? Them dern city slickers!! -tumnus Trust me, ol' Burlypants is not a city slicker. It's correctly spelled "bale", not "bail". Quote
JShrock07 Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 The world's shortest fairy tale.... That is the greatest ever!!!! ;D ;D ;D Quote
j-bass Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 dumbest joke ever.... A frog walks into a bank, looking for a loan. He strolls up to the teller, Patty Whack, and asks her for a $20,000 loan to go on vacation. Ms. Whack tells the frog that loans of that size are not usually granted. So, that frog says, "here, I can offer this small, porcelain elephant as collateral." The teller, with a confused look on her face, asks the frog, "is there anything else you can offer?" He says, "well, my father is Mick Jagger." Not knowing what to do, Ms. Whack goes to the bank manager and explains, "hey, this frog is in here asking for a $20,000 loan to go on vacation. He says his father is Mick Jagger and he is offering this little, porcelain elephant as collateral...I don't get it." The boss replies..."its a nick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His 'ole man's a Rolling Stone." sorry Quote
Super User fishinfiend Posted August 14, 2008 Super User Posted August 14, 2008 How do you clean a turtle? Lift his tail and wipe. Have you ever seen a catfish? How does it hold its pole? Quote
Super User Muddy Posted August 14, 2008 Super User Posted August 14, 2008 I think he ment round hay bails What's a 'hay bail'? Some sort of bucket for grass? Them dern city slickers!! -tumnus Trust me, ol' Burlypants is not a city slicker. It's correctly spelled "bale", not "bail". In Burley's case the correct spelling maybe bail>see other thread ;D Quote
Super User Hookemdown. Posted August 14, 2008 Super User Posted August 14, 2008 ^^^^ Gotcha ;D ;D Quote
guitarkid Posted August 14, 2008 Author Posted August 14, 2008 Yep I got owned straight forward. -tumnus Quote
guitarkid Posted August 15, 2008 Author Posted August 15, 2008 Why do chicken coupes only have two doors? If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan!! -tumnus Quote
Tokyo Tony Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 dumbest joke ever.... A frog walks into a bank, looking for a loan. He strolls up to the teller, Patty Whack, and asks her for a $20,000 loan to go on vacation. Ms. Whack tells the frog that loans of that size are not usually granted. So, that frog says, "here, I can offer this small, porcelain elephant as collateral." The teller, with a confused look on her face, asks the frog, "is there anything else you can offer?" He says, "well, my father is Mick Jagger." Not knowing what to do, Ms. Whack goes to the bank manager and explains, "hey, this frog is in here asking for a $20,000 loan to go on vacation. He says his father is Mick Jagger and he is offering this little, porcelain elephant as collateral...I don't get it." The boss replies..."its a nick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His 'ole man's a Rolling Stone." sorry Wow that's so incredibly dumb that it's hilarious ;D What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator. Quote
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