Super User Muddy Posted August 13, 2008 Super User Posted August 13, 2008 It has no legs, I gotta take it out for a drag twice a day Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 I hope it has a LAME leg to match this joke..... : Let me guess, you have a 1 legged sister named Eileen,.... A friend w/ no arms and legs in the leaves named Russell....... Quote
Super User Muddy Posted August 13, 2008 Author Super User Posted August 13, 2008 I hope it has a LAME leg to match this joke..... : Let me guess, you have a 1 legged sister named Eileen,.... A friend w/ no arms and legs in the leaves named Russell....... No he is not in the leaves he is in the pool, WE CALL HIM BOB his brother MATT is at the front door Quote
Olebiker Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 No need to name a dog like that. He can't come when you call him anyway. Quote
fish-fighting-illini Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 I had a line if it would have been a legit post but scratch that idea Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted August 13, 2008 Super User Posted August 13, 2008 Hey Muddy, take Bob skiing, you can call him Skip Quote
Fisher of Men Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Doesn't Bob have a daughter with no arms and no legs?. . . she hangs around the basketball court. . I think her name is ANNETTE. Oh, and BTW. . . she has two cousins, a brother and sister in the same condition. . . they hang around the BBQ pit. . . their names are FRANK and PATTY. Oh, another on the beach. . . her name is SANDY. Someone once threw her in the ocean and she became SANDY DUNCAN!! Well, you all started it. . . :-[ Quote
Super User Muddy Posted August 13, 2008 Author Super User Posted August 13, 2008 Yo Preach ANNETTE GREAT Don't forget if he was on the Presidents Desk he would be Veto! ;D and if you took him off the desk and put him on the wall> ART : Quote
Super User Bassin_Fin@tic Posted August 13, 2008 Super User Posted August 13, 2008 A friend w/ no arms and legs in the leaves named Russell....... 6 months later he's PETE Or,a friend with no arms and no legs flying over a fence-Homer Quote
guitarkid Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 It has no legs, I gotta take it out for a drag twice a day Sounds like somebody never told him that was really corny. Start something better say like Chuck norris jokes they are always better. -formerly searoach Quote
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