fishbear Posted August 5, 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 Two Trees and A Woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birchThe birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted August 6, 2008 Super User Posted August 6, 2008 LOL, I that was pretty good... Quote
JShrock07 Posted August 6, 2008 Posted August 6, 2008 HAHAHA That was funny... to clean though!!! Quote
-HAWK- Posted August 6, 2008 Posted August 6, 2008 ;D Thats too funny, im gonna steal that one to spread around the office. Quote
Mobydick Posted August 6, 2008 Posted August 6, 2008 Nice, best joke i've heard in a while! ;D ;D ;D Quote
avid Posted August 8, 2008 Posted August 8, 2008 Excellent. I always get a kick out of reading posts from other people that didn't get deleted. Quote
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