fishbear Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1, you have to be single, and 2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and and the nun fufills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Greg and I'm on my way to a Halloween party." Quote
Olebiker Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 I think that nun taught me in the fourth grade at Our Lady of Perpetual Hysteria. Quote
Super User MALTESE FALCON Posted June 24, 2008 Super User Posted June 24, 2008 Very funny. Well Olebiker, if she didn't teach you, then I'm pretty sure she taught me at Most Holy Trinity in Detroit. We had a nun there with a five o'clock shadow. Falcon Quote
Olebiker Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Very funny. Well Olebiker, if she didn't teach you, then I'm pretty sure she taught me at Most Holy Trinity in Detroit. We had a nun there with a five o'clock shadow. One of the nuns that taught first grade at St. Thomas More in Louisville had a moustache. She was scary. Quote
Still a Bigbuckifan Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Now thats funny right there, i don't care who you are. Quote
Zel Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 This post brought shivers to my spine... Sister Mary, mother superior at the Sacred Heart Catholic school... patron saint of sadistic beatings. Quote
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