Super User Bassn Blvd Posted April 9, 2008 Super User Posted April 9, 2008 It is 9:00pm and tomorrow is my 5th year wedding anniversary. I have absolutely no gift for the wife. Man am I in BIG trouble. I wonder if she would accept one of my Loomis' ? Quote
guitarkid Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Don't Know, why don't you send it to me? (just kidding ) -searoach Quote
Dean Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Everyone point and laugh Sorry couldn't resist ;D Quote
Daiwa Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Im no expert, but Id recomend getting out now and getting her something or wake up at like 5am. What ever you choose, you better deside NOW!! Quote
Pond Hopper Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 No wife here, but take her out for a nice dinner, get her a spa day on the weekend, watch the kids, clean the house, give her a day where she has to do nothing but be pampered. Spa day has pulled me out of the hole quite a few times. Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted April 9, 2008 Super User Posted April 9, 2008 No wife here, but take her out for a nice dinner, get her a spa day on the weekend, watch the kids, clean the house, give her a day where she has to do nothing but be pampered. Spa day has pulled me out of the hole quite a few times. Good suggestion, I will have to keep that in mind. Quote
Super User burleytog Posted April 9, 2008 Super User Posted April 9, 2008 I give my wife a gun every year on our anniversary. Quote
BUCKEYEone Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 My wife recommends a "journey pendant/necklace" or but I say make a last minute hotel reservation at a nice place with a nice dinner and time for her/you to relax and just be together and do whatever, take a walk, watch a movie together, or anything else (no fishing shows in the hotel room). Quote
dave Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Pretend you have forgotten. Then my friend you better come up with something good while you're at work. And I mean GOOD! Quote
Super User Gone_Phishin Posted April 9, 2008 Super User Posted April 9, 2008 The traditional 5th anniversary gift is wood.....got any balsa cranks laying around? ;D Quote
Super User Micro Posted April 9, 2008 Super User Posted April 9, 2008 Just walk up to her tomorrow like you had it planned all along and say, "Honey I'm going to give you something that is far more valuable than any gift, and far more heartfelt. I'm going to rub your putrid feet." Then fall to your knees as if it's the biggest sacrafice of your life. Quote
Pond Hopper Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 I give my wife a gun every year on our anniversary. And she still hasn't shot you Quote
=Matt 5.0= Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 The traditional 5th anniversary gift is wood..... Maybe I took that out of context..... I believe I did get wood on our 5th now that you mention it..... Quote
Guest muddy Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 I give my wife a gun every year on our anniversary. AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Bassnbrett101 Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Run out to walmart now or in the a.m. for a morning wake up gift. They have nice flowers cheap. Then come up with something else at work lol Quote
RobbyZ5001 Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 I give my wife a gun every year on our anniversary. Burley you are one funny sob.... God bless you! Quote
sweetbeev Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 give her a divorce......she'll never see that one coming Quote
Valascus Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 It is 9:00pm and tomorrow is my 5th year wedding anniversary. I have absolutely no gift for the wife. Man am I in BIG trouble. I wonder if she would accept one of my Loomis' ? DEAD MAN WALKIN'!! DEAD MAN WALKIN' HERE! I would go with the spa idea. Then that gives you time to set up an all romantical like dinner or something while she's out and knock out some chores and stuff so she can just relax. Quote
Popeye Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 You can forget that "I forgot" idea, especially if it's only your 5th year of marriage. After you get past 30 years and can honestly claim senility or Alzheimer's, then the "I forgot" excuse is more plausible. Buy her something NICE! The spa idea is a good one. Most women like to be pampered. Quote
Guest muddy Posted April 9, 2008 Posted April 9, 2008 Set up a nice romantic weekend for her this week. She probablly won't even miss you Quote
eastkybass Posted April 10, 2008 Posted April 10, 2008 I wonder if he was able to figure something out or if she hung him up by his fishing line. : Quote
Daiwa Posted April 10, 2008 Posted April 10, 2008 I give my wife a gun every year on our anniversary. Haha. Ill remeber NOT to do that one when I get married. Now what happens if you forget her B-day or something?? Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted April 10, 2008 Author Super User Posted April 10, 2008 I'm still alive guys. I basically told her that she should feel blessed being married to me and that there are thousands of women who would give their right breast to be in her shoes. Actually, she will make out good seeing as her birthday is a month away and the ring she wants isn't available yet. Thank all of you for the GREAT ideas. Quote
Jake P Posted April 10, 2008 Posted April 10, 2008 No wife here, but take her out for a nice dinner, get her a spa day on the weekend, watch the kids, clean the house, give her a day where she has to do nothing but be pampered. Spa day has pulled me out of the hole quite a few times. Plus while shes at the spa you can go fishing! Quote
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