Low_Budget_Hooker Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 Daughter : My friends and I want to go out tonight. Mother : Where are ya'll going ? Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town. Mother : I don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place. I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt. Daughter : But mom!! Please!! It'll be okay. Mother: No!! Your life is more important than going out! Daughter : But 'Tina' is going with us... Mother: Oh Well! In that case, it should be okay.. Ya'll have fun! Quote
Super User Grey Wolf Posted March 25, 2008 Super User Posted March 25, 2008 WOW!!!!!!!!! What an amazon. Quote
Fisher of Men Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 Good lord!! It looks like Tina could eat the other three. We DO growem' big down here. ;D There are still plenty more like the one on far right, too. Quote
Super User fishfordollars Posted March 25, 2008 Super User Posted March 25, 2008 Everything is supposed to be big in Texas...But, not that big. Quote
Super User grimlin Posted March 25, 2008 Super User Posted March 25, 2008 If i was drunk enough,i'd bet i can take her down. :-[ Quote
Fisher of Men Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 If i was drunk enough,i'd bet i can take her down. :-[ Oooooooooh kaaaaaaaay!! :-? Quote
Super User Maxximus Redneckus Posted March 25, 2008 Super User Posted March 25, 2008 If i was drunk enough,i'd bet i can take her down. :-[ her pants or her panties???? Quote
Dean Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 If i was drunk enough,i'd bet i can take her down. :-[ her pants or her panties???? That deserves double bouncies! Quote
skillet Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 uhh Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love As Ever, skillet Quote
Super User grimlin Posted March 26, 2008 Super User Posted March 26, 2008 If i was drunk enough,i'd bet i can take her down. :-[ her pants or her panties???? That deserves double bouncies! Ouch, ;D i had that coming. Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted March 26, 2008 Super User Posted March 26, 2008 Eyes RIGHT!! Ahgagagaga!!! ;D Quote
Pond Hopper Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Eyes RIGHT!! Ahgagagaga!!! ;D Jay, She looks right about your height, match made in heaven possibly??? Quote
ejtaylor822 Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Anyone else like reverand Horton Heat? Driving in this AM with the "good" reverand (lower case "r" on purpose") blaring on the 'pod. Forgot about this song until it started playing and immediately thought of this thread. Very appropriate from a fellow Texan I would think. Although I believe "Tina" is taller than 6'. Big Little Baby By reverand Horton Heat Full Custom Gospel Sounds of... (1993) Well, I got a baby who's six feet tall Well, she's a full grown woman who's got it all Big little baby, big little baby Her heart is a big as her feet are long But she's not afraid to fight someone who does me wrong Big little baby, big little baby She sure a female who runs up the scale She's a fillin' in as pretty as a girl can be But when she's wearin' high heels she is six foot three Big little baby, big little baby She's as cute as she can be But she's tall as a tree Big little baby Let it roll. Feels good!!! I got a sweet baby who's six foot tall But she's a full grown woman who's got it all Big little baby, big little baby She's as cute as she can be But she's taller than me Big big big little baby Big big big little baby She's as cute as she can be But she's taller than me Big big big a-little baby Quote
Super User Gone_Phishin Posted March 28, 2008 Super User Posted March 28, 2008 Mongo like candy. Quote
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