Super User Bassn Blvd Posted March 12, 2008 Super User Posted March 12, 2008 Italian Boy Confession: > > "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl" > > The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi?" > > "Yes, Father, it is." > > "And who was the girl you were with?" > > "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." > > "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as > well tell me now, Was it Tina Minetti?" > > "I cannot say." > > "Was it Teresa Volpe?" > > "I'll never tell." > > "Was it Nina Capelli?" > > "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." > > "Was it Cathy Piriano?" > > "My lips are sealed." > > "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" > > "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." > > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey Parisi, > and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an > altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." > > Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and > whispers, "What'd you get?" > > "Four months vacation and five good leads." > Quote
Fisher of Men Posted March 13, 2008 Posted March 13, 2008 I can't say this often, but that was the funniest I've heard in a LONG time. I'm still snickering about it. Are you sure the boy in question's name wasn't Dominick? The details might be a little "muddy". Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted March 14, 2008 Author Super User Posted March 14, 2008 I can't say this often, but that was the funniest I've heard in a LONG time. I'm still snickering about it. Are you sure the boy in question's name wasn't Dominick? The details might be a little "muddy". I'm surprised Muddy hasn't chirped up yet. I thought for sure he would be all over this one. Quote
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