Speckled Bass Posted February 29, 2008 Posted February 29, 2008 Thank God It's Friday A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T." The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." Quote
Tokyo Tony Posted February 29, 2008 Posted February 29, 2008 One Tuesday morning I woke up on my couch and truly believed for about 30 seconds that it was Saturday. I remember thinking about how I was going fishing, until I realized it was a weekday and I had to go to work. What a miserable way to wake up. Quote
Super User Sam Posted March 1, 2008 Super User Posted March 1, 2008 My wife is a natural blond, and you can't imagine how it is living with her. A lot of fun. Good joke. Quote
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